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I'd do a little jig.
I might even sing. (but only if no one can hear me. World, you're welcome for that.)
His death should become a national holiday
remind me... when is Ex-President's day?
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Get down tonight
Aww, we could do the most beautiful atonal duet
It’s not how I go looking for the notes…
… it’s how I find them. All of them.
I think it would be funny to make a sequal to the 1997 movie Liar Liar. Instead of being forced to tell the truth, I'm imagining some disney villain poisoning a citys water supply. And now they all have to sing everything. Every moment is a musical.
You would.
Mostly because you haven’t heard me sing. I was once offered an album deal, but then the CIA realized it was just cheaper to babysit some crying babies.