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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Nice reference.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

Yo mamma's so old her phone number is 1

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Drat, got me!

Here's your one money kind stranger: 💰

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Significantly more than I have now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

None, it’d be my mom’s money

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

1,189,998,819,991,197,253

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, buster. She's married.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, if that ever changes, have her call:

1+ (719) 266-2837

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

1+ (719) 266-2837

But I can't go for that. No.

No can do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I would have negative 8144.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

€ 32,168 isn't THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Nearly 422 billions (with country code).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

it seems like an oddly specific question but i feel like i can trust Bruce Campbell. He only ever plays extremely trustworthy characters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I feel like the question is badly worded, because that would mean you add the money you already have to the phone number, defeating the purpose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Around 2,484,345,508 whole entire dollars!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Oakland county native, huh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

More than 10 billion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'd hopefully have enough to learn how to properly crop a fricking picture 😉