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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

meanwhile we laugh at Americans for not being able to tell where germany lies

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm American and I don't know where Ohio or Germany is.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m American and I don’t know where Oreo is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's probably in your local supermarket no?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A correct answer is:

In my belly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Also American. I know where Germany is because I've had buddies from Germany, which made it useful information. Ditto Romania, Nigeria, and South Korea. I will remember X country when there is something of personal significance about it and apparently not before.

I don't know where Ohio is and will never learn, because there is nothing IN Ohio, and they know there's nothing in Ohio because they're still LYING ABOUT THE AIRPLANE.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The only reason to know where Ohio is is to avoid going there

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair most Germans know where America is.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Yes this one is honestly a bit apples to oranges-ish, I can kinda understand though because Germany is about the size of a single US state.

Though it's very hard to fuck up western Europe if you ever looked at a world map. Western Europe only has a handful of countries.

Compared to a country of 50 or so states where only 3 have a memorable shape (California, Texas, Florida), one has a memorable location (Alaska) and NYC being a household name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Includes Alaska but not Hawaii for memorable locations.

Completely disregards Michigan for memorable shapes.

Refers to NYC as a state.

I'm starting to think you may be an imposter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hawaii is way further away from the US than Alaska I forgot it belonged to the US because of that, I am sorry if that offended anyone.

I would consider Michigan a memorable shape if it wasn't cut in half. As someone that's not from the US, without specifically going out of my way to learn about Michigans shape I would have expected the shape that actually represents Michigan to be two different states.

And yes, technically NYC itself isn't a state but honestly it's close enough to the actual name, that if I told natives I'm going to the state of NYC they'd know I'm talking about New York and am just being ignorant, and knowing where NYC is, most people could point out the state of New York on a map.

And yes, I am an imposter because I am from Germany and not the US.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hawaii and alaska are simply forgotten as states entirely, and in my experience the same goes for new mexico which blends together with texas and arizona.

Seriously who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have a state called "new mexico" right next to a COUNTRY called "mexico"?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure but that's only equivalent to an American knowing where Europe is, as a lot of US states are as large as a lot of European countries.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But they're still states. States are internal divisions and only meaningful within the US. From an outside perspective there are very few differences between states, nowhere close to the differences between different countries.

Similar to how we don't talk about states or other divisions of china, even though there are probably divisions with more people than half of Europe.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really, as a European I can tell you where all the countries in the north American continent are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

all 3 of em? wow what an accomplishment

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The John Oliver bit will never get old for me.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is really alien to me because I'm american and I've been able to point out Germany on a map since I was like, 10? Its a very distinctive shape and position on the map. Idk, maybe its just my brain.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why oh why did they get Arkansas right??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because we're like the 2nd worst state in the country so it sticks out. Whenever I get depressed about being stuck in Arkansas, I tell myself "at least I don't live in Florida"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

the fuck is going on here

Fake ass Euro not comprehending small and weird borders

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every state looks the exact same

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They should all be named Square

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only memorable ones are California, nevada, washington, texas, florida, and maine.

Washington and Maine are only memorable because of very easy locations, being in the top corners of the country.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'm just wondering how you mislocate "Virgin," yet somehow get West Virginia right.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American on Germany: All states look like Bavaria.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American on Germany: other countries have states?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

America on German cities: "That's a food!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As a resident of Oreo, I can confirm that my state is tasty as fuck.

I imagine Minnesotans would take offense to being called “Texas 2”. In both climate and politics, it's the opposite of Texas.

“Uh” and “Minne-sota” are the same state: Michigan. It's the only state whose land is divided by a huge lake spanning the entire state.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Americans are very sensitive about you knowing which state they're from

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It used to be that Prussians, Germans and Austrians would cut you for confusing them for one of the others.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is nobody going to mention the absence of Alaska?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bit chilly in Ohio today, innit?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fucked up that I still don't know where Ohio is

It's in the top right corner right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post does actually manage to get it with one of the like 10 guesses

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's the one next to "I crave cereal" right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those three from left to right are Illinois, Indiana, Ohio. I crave cereal is pennsylvania

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are you sure you want to know? Knowledge of Ohio can never be unlearned

~~You are correct~~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

it's the one that's shaped like ohio, right next to the one that's next to ohio

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Honestly, that's how I feel about Kansas as well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love Oreo. We should have a state of Oreo.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mfw New York isn't even labeled on the map.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was pretty good at maps in highschool but I forgot a lot of it and never got good at Africa. I have no trouble with the 50 states but I'm american so that tracks. I'm also decent at South America (central america is beyond me though), most of Europe, and Asia.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably did a better job than some Americans.

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