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Venom-Cat rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where did he get a squirrel-sized spider costume?

Did Squirrel Girl make it for him? DID SHE ALREADY HAVE ONE JUST IN CASE?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

Break glass in case Spider-Man is transformed into a squirrel.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like the implication that Gwen just answers the door in her full spider costume.

Does she wear it 24/7 or did she put it on before answering?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Maybe she has a ring doorbell

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gwen: "No, actually I've always wanted some pets. You are so cuuuute, Peter!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Spider-squirrel, spider-squirrel, is he a spider, or is he a squirrel? Who knows! It's spider-squirrel.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's got radioactive nuts.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There's no way that really hap-

Well okay then

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

There are some things I thought I’d never read

This is one of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Oof marvel go too into lre building

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

i like how it implies that his balls act as a safe container for radioactive materials

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Gwen before you do anything you need leg shortening surgery.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Poor girl has Overwatch disease.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

🤔 hmm

no i like this

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why is gwen so voluptuous

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It's the outfit. Her proportions aren't that insane, but she has like a playboy bunny suit drawn on the front.

Edit: to clarify, I only mean her chest proportions. Her legs are comically long.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Comically long

Makes sense, it's a comic book

I'll see myself out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Huh. Can't unsee.

Why did you steal my innocence?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm just wondering why she's answering the door in full costume.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

...and in heels.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

So is the cat's mind in Eddie Brock's body without the symbiote?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Would still pet, 100%. Might not even be that different from some cats I've loved 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I was able to find that this is part of the 2020 Spider-Man and Venom: Double Trouble series but couldn't find anything about a Doreen Green appearance happening in it. Does anyone know if The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl shows up to help during this plot line?