Warm butt?
Oh look, corporations (of any type) bilking the US taxpayer out of their money again.
In a similar vein:
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recuperation_(politics)
I'd like to think they are smart enough to not be happy about their transgressive ideas being recuperated.
We missed our chance to put Myspace Tom into office.
You gotta go with the people who don't want the job. Should have forced him in before he took the money and ran.
A man chooses.
A slave obeys.
You got it, Betty.
(That's a deep cut user avatar, Betty)
...and in 2024 it's pushing $500k for 18 years.
Dad, if it was a loan, how the living fuck could that even be paid back in these circumstances?
Signed,
Adult Calvin
P.S. This is why you don't have grandkids, Dad.
It's like when one of your favorite tracks from an album gets used in a commercial.
It's cool but also sucks.
Like when Plastina Mosh's "Supercombo Electronico" got used in like a Verizon commercial.
Oh Calvin, it only gets worse from here, li'l buddy.
GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!
Nailed it.