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MARRY AND REPRODUCE (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago

Okay, pay me more than so I can raise one

[-] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

glasses-off Make more babies
glasses-on Make more babies
glasses-off Make more babies
glasses-on Make more babies
glasses-off Make more babies

These must be broken

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Literally what I thought when I saw the post lol

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Weird, mine say “Make more white babies, bomb and starve brown people” when I put them on

[-] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

No, it's more white people

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

more white slaves

the difference between the "right" and the "left" is that the former is so triggered by other races that they want even their servants to be white

[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

dont these people also think there's too many people in existence

[-] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago

It’s only called overpopulation if they’re not white

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

That’s the very foundation of “Make More Babies”. It may be a bold statement that challenges societal norms, but it’s who we are. It’s what we believe. And it’s where we stand. (taken from https://everylife.com/pages/make-more-babies)

visible-disgust

They are also anti-abortion, who would've figured?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

a bold statement that challenges societal norms

How high was the person who wrote this? Most people are still having kids even if the number is down.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

I wonder if they also mean "make more black and brown babies" ?

thonk

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Those are the most important ones. Who is gonna give cops job security?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

tfw no cute femboy to marry and reproduce with BibleThump

[-] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

I don't want to bring a child into a world where people are unironically projecting Elon Musk tweets onto buildings.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

have 27 babies all named R2D2, raise none of them, get officially disowned by at least one

[-] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

Wow so a dad can't name his kid "Lockheed Martin x-232321 stealth bomber" and read her racist nursery rhymes from south africa?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

He can, but that cuts into his Being Constantly Online time, so he won't.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

porky-happy reserve army of labor go brrrrrrrr

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

It’s funny that I’ll never have kids but if I did I’m “supposed to” experience the best thing in life (love for a child) yet the best thing I can do for the unborn child is to not bring them into existence because of how harsh it would be for them. In essence they exist but in reality they don’t because they shouldn’t exist because I’m stopping them from existing because my love for them is too strong.

Nerd reply guy: “Adopt kids” 🤓

why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

More slaves for Elon and his fellow billionaires. Fuck outta here. Have more babies, but we will still pay you a starvation wage, drag the mother back to work once the baby hits six weeks, make the parents pay a ton of money for daycare... etc of capitalists slavery practices. Like he said when advertisers pulled out of his shitty platform "Go... Fuck... Yourself"

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

No one owes you kids, sweaty :)

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

If Elon Musk thinks it's a good idea I aint doin it

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

RAW DOG UR WIFE

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wait a sec, I figured everylife dot com was some anti-abortion lobbying site or something. They literally just sell diapers and baby wipes. Not give them away to moms to encourage them to not abort, literally just doing normal ass capitalism. This is an ad campaign to sell diapers.

Edit: holy crap their wipes cost like 2X what wipes cost at Costco.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

If Elon pays me 5mil per kid and promises to support the children till they reach adulthood, and maybe a few years after, I'm sure I could find someone willing to pop out kids with.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Imagine what a tantrum they would have if the migrants that keep getting bussed to NYC gathered on Times Square holding up those signs.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

these people aren't pro life, they inhabit the life denying ideology of capital like any bloodless liberal state apparatus. Only difference is they're pro fetus

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Once when that child is born, they all want them dead.

They're just omnicidal maniacs who happen to also have a pregnancy fetish.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Make more babies as opposed to raise a family or something really makes this shit extra. Produce more baby.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

If i ever write a book i'm disclosing my weird kinks in the introduction and specifying which pages the kinky stuff is one so people can skip/skip to those parts.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Joke's on them. I can't.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well, I wasn't until I saw the very creepy marketing but I guess now you've changed my mind

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure we in Central America are carrying most of North America's birthrates. Probably not the type of kids he wants being born though.

Also is that woman being paid to do that or is she as batshit as Elon?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Is this just Sheldon Adelson’s “Jewish continuity” but for gentiles?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

it's that but for white people

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I would rather crawl through a mile of broken glass and jagged rusty metal on my hands and knees naked than bring a child into this sick, dying world.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

This makes me want to do that less if anything

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Imagine the outrage if this was the DPRK

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

boykisser copium They said to have sex and get married. sicko-gay

I wish we had the income flow to adopt, but that's not happening and the adoption agencies around here are domninated by christo-fascist profiteers.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I want to thank my cracker genes for making me ugly af. I get to spend my weekends playing games and not babysitting my offspring. (no shame to those who do have kids tho)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

ma’am daycare is $1700 a month and I currently eat cereal with water for dinner most nights

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