Gloria Steinem said you should be just fine because women only supported Bernie for the boys.
In all seriousness I'm sorry dude. It's hard to even make friends when you get older let alone meet partners.
This won't bring back my funged apes 
Take that tankies! If America was a communist country we wouldn't have had a number one hit in 1962 called "The Monster Mash".
Boney M baybay
healthcare plz
I'm an old Millennial and I don't even understand tick tock. This is an absolutely dumbass move and I don't understand it either
Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could
Yeah, finding out bell peppers and tomatoes were native to the Americas I was like what the hell did Italians eat before this? 
Stalin makes you take the personality test, but he actually follows up in giving you the job related to that outcome instead of phasing you out
Got this text today.
I get lots of political garbage texts since Bernie gave my information away. This one truly made me laugh
Hiking with my partner and my kid, spotted this on a bench along the trail. Immediately grabbed the sharpest thing I could find and scraped that shit right off. Got poison ivy. Worth it. Didn't spot any khaki shorts or plastic shields though.
There's still the silent majority