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Job hunting be like (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

You get responses?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

98% of the reason I yearn for Stalinist totalitaranism is that I'll likely be forcibly drafted into some form of employment rather than having to interview. Major stress relief to get the letter saying I will be a gulag toilet cleaner rather than pretending to a soulless HR automaton that my life's passion is whatever today's marketing buzzword is.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

"You are a coal miner now, here is your pick."

Me: pika-pickaxe

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Stalin makes you take the personality test, but he actually follows up in giving you the job related to that outcome instead of phasing you out

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Everyone is saying you never get responses but this is about what my email looks like when job hunting because you have to fill out hundreds of applications, and about 1% or so do reply.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Same. Shit fucking sucks.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Basically this. Sucks

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

You get responses?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

We all hard rel8n to this shit, aren't we?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Yeah what is this this, bad meme, no one gets responses

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I've been off the job search for a year and a half. I'm still getting rejection emails lol.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

recruiters delenda est

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
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