Oh, Universe, please do something funny.
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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Shoots himself in the dick standing up.
Okay but those things bop hard
i want to steal the nazi child's candy
Pyle Rittenhouse
:kelly
bwahhahahaaha
Cereal Killer 
Lmao
Training for what?
the same thing we should be training for 
I would love for him to go fight in Ukrain't
Is he actually planning to head off to ukraine or something?
Either that or he's going to volunteer to be on an Israeli merchant vessel in the red sea. If this is the case, the boy's gonna get domed by Houthis in between throwing up overboard because he seems like the type to get seasick.
I hope so, I need this
No. This is just what the average American looks like on his day of leisure
he shall be 🔻
Keep your cell phone on Kyle
There's some militia out there that's got him thinking he's Gohan and they have a mascot
The day will come when we look back and laugh at the suicidal arrogance
Why just get a tattoo? He should volunteer to fight for ukraine instead
Of course he got an AR500 plate carrier. And what the fuck is with that IFAK placement. The fact that it's haphazardly stuck to the front of his PC just shows that he hasn't trained enough. I know this goes without saying, but he most likely just dropped a couple thousand on all that shit just for the social media clout.
Please just give us this one
In bad country the militants train child soldiers to kill.
wtf is that facial expression sir.
What kinda training is he upto that he can't even lose the baby fat on his face
Media training
This little boy thinks he is a man
Hope he tries to be a merc and gets domed.
The chevy silverado hits an IED on it's way to Unicorn Ranch and he breaks his neck in the rollover
There's a Russian word for the guy you get fat when you break out of a Siberian prison... just in case you need ~~someone~~ something to eat.
Is this some militia or an IOF auxiliary or something?
I'm trying to figure it out and Google says he was disqualified from joining the US military.
IDK guys I don't think there's enough bottled water callbacks in the scene.
Dude is a serial killer. Looks like he found another dubious way of murdering people. I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.
Edit - is this a movie set? If it is watch there be a Baldwin. Wouldn't just that psycho punk with a play gun.
I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.
with any luck, a Russian grenade will land on him and that will be the end of it
Fox News Babies unveils it's new Tucker Carlson
Fat Rittenhouse