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[-] [email protected] 124 points 10 months ago

If not friend why friend shaped?

[-] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

friend shaped but unfortunately not friend sized

[-] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

You could say that domestic cats are only our friends because of size. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

checkmate liberals

[-] [email protected] 96 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You need to breath in while saying that!

[-] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago

That cougar looks very friendly though. 10/10 would pspspsps.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The cougar didn't mind a free lunch either.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Awwww, he even put lipstick on ๐Ÿ˜ป

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Its face says disney but its body looks like a furry coffin that makes you decompose on fast forward

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

So it's both cute AND efficient? What an amazing creature.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago

Very nice, I will google how to find cougars

[-] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

Cat calling is indeed wrong. Rather you try to strike up a nice conversation and see if you can take it out to dinner

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Give him the slow blinks... I'm sure it will work.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

This is hatespeech. How dare they tell me i cannot pspsps the cute cat

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I actually encountered a cougar on a trail a week ago. So fucking scary. It's huge.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Did you opposite of pspspspsps?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would have pspspspssed myself

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yes! I run towards it, trying to step louder and scare it away. It worked.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mostly mountain lions keep to themselves but they have been known to attack and kill joggers. Checking wikipedia there were two fatalities in 2018 and the next previous one is in 2008.

So vending machines kill more people.

When hiking in North America, you're much more likely to get killed by snake bite. And the elements (thirst, hypothermia, etc.) provide an even greater risk.

Meanwhile on the savannas of Africa Cheetahs are notorously easy to domesticate. A saucer of milk is kitty crack and will reduce a cheetah into Your Furry Forever Friend. It's a problem because the wild cheetah population is vulnerable.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Extremely.

Cheetahs are the tamest of the big cats and are known for seeking refuge near humans.

Have you seen one of the numerous videos where cheetahs casually plop down on safari jeeps for escaping lions or use the cars as looking perches or for shade?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My favorite story in recent memory is this one: Man chokes cougar who attacked in Colorado

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Spspspsp? Wouldn't that sound the same? ๐Ÿค”

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Instead of putting emphasis on the p, you put emphasis on the s. It actually sounds remarkably different.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah, instead of pisspisspisspiss, it's more of a supsupsupsup.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile the "here kitty kitty kitty" people are just kermit the frog memeing.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This gugar looks polite however

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

There are no cougars in missions!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

But its so pettable :3

I would die in the wild in like, 30 minutes max fr

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

But how can I resist that face

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thats not the cougars I meet

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