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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello! Least toxic vegan here.

Vegetarian? Does that mean, that you will get rid the baby to steal the mother's milk?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't mother's milk still vegan if she consents?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will she consent that you take away her baby?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe she's done with it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hello! Carnist bootlicker here.

I love disregarding systematic principles of change to enable the aggressors and feel better about myself 🤯😭😘🙂

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Do you like babies?

They're okay, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The art makes everyone look like they've got black eyes, and little Timmy got roundhoused to the jaw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Windows when you accidentally set it to 16 colors

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's only a Modest Proposal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Didn't get that comment out Swift enough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would I even consider hand over my child to another person?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good question, new parents want to give me their kid constantly, and it makes me uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Have you asked why?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've only been handed babies by family members like holding my niece and nephew.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're family, nothing against it, but asking if someone wants to hold the baby doesn't hurt. And watching the baby's reaction if changing hands is welcome is always a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Short long-pork

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jokes about causing harm to children is always a huge red flag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But an even tastier treat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It becomes a lot less funny when it affects you personally.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Someone ate your baby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good, hopefully they'll leave me alone in the future :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To me it just feels like a run-of-the-mill edgy/teenager joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Left guy has Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy energy