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They should be paying me to wear it and look like a F1 car

Don't you have some kid's birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old...

Some people would pay good money to have blahaj levels of teeth

Front trunk. It's aggravating slang, but it's been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

Didn't it just roll out to league of legends?

And making assumptions like that is why you will continue to be out of touch :/

You're kinda opposite reality on most other things you've said in this thread so I guess that tracks

Coffee?

The only gripe I have with this article is that I’m not convinced why the metric of “we want people to query more on Google” should be concerning to me. That just sounds like “we want more people to use our product more”, which is a completely reasonable metric for any business, no?

It's a search engine, so if it's taking you more queries than previously to find what you're looking for, that means the quality of the search results has decreased.

Instead of the search team being able to focus on quality as they had been, they were more or less pushed to sabotage the quality of search in order to increase ad revenue.

That's my understanding, anyway.

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