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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You have no built in shock absorption and the substance you secrete that allows you to stick to walls also gives you eczema.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You get vertigo every time you jump

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But you're the size of an ant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Walking on the ground is always slippery