Dumblerawr

Any object you locate begins looking for you

Retrying these fumbled social interactions can occasionally lead to absurdly consequential butterfly effects that rock the foundations of the world around you. Every disaster stemming from a social retake is preceded by a benign itch in the back of your ear. Sometimes you just get that itch for literally no reason anyway, though.

You have no built in shock absorption and the substance you secrete that allows you to stick to walls also gives you eczema.

Oh God, the boy kisser is now canonically a bastard.