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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Cut her some slack. She’s dumber than a 3 year old.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

Also, he is wrong.
The space outside the Noosphere is littered with the silently drifting corpses of words and whole language systems, dead and unchanging, forever cut off from being processed by any living mind.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

applies to words as well

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I will accept the assertion that her 3 year old son is smarter than her at face value.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: written words only appear to last forever because people forgot the words that don't last forever.
Had that showerthought thought after a gummy and bout exploded my mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Aka survivour bias

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I met a toddler who probably only knows about 5 words today at work. He would continually say "Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi..." the entire time he saw me. granted I only saw him for about 5 minutes but little dude was about to explode with all his 'hi'-s
His dad looked so tired 😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I'm reminded of Crosscode. Something like Hi. Bye. How. Wait. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

pretty sure that's where you just have to ignore them so they realize it's pointless to keep going, if you keep responding it continues being fun to repeat it

"ok dude, you have fun, let me know when you're done"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The library of Alexandria begs to differ.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My headcanon is that a time traveler went back to save it and realized it was all furry porn or something and burned it down himself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

If this is true, fuck that time traveler.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Damn, too soon. Let's at least give it another 2065 years!

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wikipedia page doesn't have that anymore. But the talk page shows that it did use to be on the page. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Hazelton

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe it's possible to find that edit before it was removed somewhere in the edit history

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Just checked, the page is being edited quite frequently. Many on the edits are about her lying.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait until she (or her son) learns about dead languages

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A three year old would not have the ability to form that concept, let alone verbalize it.

Age two to five years old

Young children are interested in the idea of death, for example in birds, insects and animals. They can begin to use the word 'dead' and develop an awareness that this is different to being alive. However, children of this age do not understand abstract concepts like 'forever' and cannot grasp that death is permanent.

( Source )

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

The quote doesn't say anything about forever tho. The kid is just figuring out that death happens to people and wolves, but not to words and books. The parent is the one pretending that the kid's making some profound statement about the permanence of ideas.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what is the wolves part even about? is it meant to be a surprise that wolves can die?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

It's supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"wolf" in this case i guess is management speak for "ambition", meaning "you can make yourself invincible if you just work hard enough". it's a scam to get people to work harder. "you just gotta have that wolf inside you".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've gone too deep, bruv, you gotta come up for air.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

i'm a fish, i can breath underwater ;P

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This quote is from Albert Einstein. Look it up on Facebook

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said that when he was 3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And the child's name? Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"This quote is from Albert Einstein. He said that when he was 3. And the child's name? Albert Einstein"

-Klear, RandomVideos, ImGonnaTryThis

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

232.778°C

This knowledge isn't gonna forbid itself!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

You know whose name isn’t in blue? Jack McNevergetslaid.