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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Damn that Bill Gates!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 hours ago

It's not like those were going to breed anyway tbh

[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The only part of this that's true is that Australia has invasive rabbits.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

Given the existence of products like "real doll", there's some merit to it happening to humans.

I don't know enough about any of it since I'm in a relationship with someone who has a pulse, and I like it that way.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Except they don't want human population to decrease. They need more and more people at the bottom of the global ponzi scheme to prop it up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah its actually the opposite, anime is supposed to make people horny. - Source: i made it up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I actually believe this why South Korea is pushing K-Pop so much. To make young girls horny and procreate more to fix low population fertility.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

They will invent a way for us to get anime girls pregnant. That's when you need to start getting scared.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

As automation/robotics/ai get better, humans transform from an asset to a liability. Fewer people means fewer protestors/rioters/revolutionaries/universal income recipients/whatever.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 hours ago

Anon is a pedo

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

So, uh, what does a fake rabbit that is more attractive than a real rabbit look like?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You wanna know or you asking for a friend?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago

I have a rabbit that I would like to make a good impression on.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago

Lola Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

That’s a fair point until you realize that humans are a lot smarter than rabbits. (Supposedly)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a toilet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Day one?? It took me years

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

The average human maybe.

But there is a significant overlap between the smartest rabbit and the dumbest humans.

Or was that with bears?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

a portion of humans is, yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Considering that 100% is a portion, I’ll agree with you

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago

Japan does have a too low birth rate now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why scary? Wouldn't it be good if the human population didn't increase more?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The west is already on it, how do we propagate it elsewhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fertility rates are on the decrease everywhere.This doesn't mean that population is decreasing, population increases as long as the fertility rate is superior to 1, which is still the case in a large portion of the world, but I think humanity on a global scale is expected to go beneath that treshold around 2050-2060.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's actually around 2.1 to keep the status quo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Supernormal stimulus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

Is this why the population of Japan is decreasing that badly? 🤔