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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

That’s a fair point until you realize that humans are a lot smarter than rabbits. (Supposedly)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Day one?? It took me years

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

The average human maybe.

But there is a significant overlap between the smartest rabbit and the dumbest humans.

Or was that with bears?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Considering that 100% is a portion, I’ll agree with you