People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot
superduperpirate
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Feeling your butt cheeks on the toilet seat just before you lose the battle to hold everything in.
Ned is a lucky bastard, I’ve never gotten to hold more than two kittens at the same time.
Navy seals are a bunch of fucking arrogant chodes
What about races where all candidates are hirsute?
No shows in DC I guess?
“So you think you’re too good to eat at Revolvo’s?” from Moonbeam City
I don’t even remember most of the plot, just that there were dueling rotating restaurants (Revolvo’s and Rotator’s).
- in my jurisdiction, you have to meet certain criteria to be eligible for a mail in ballot, they don’t just get handed out willy nilly
- i don’t trust the post office with anything vitally important, like a ballot or money
- the early voting place is pretty close to my work, close enough that i hit it up a week and change ago on my lunch break
What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?
Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?
I’m glad to see the Yankees lose, I hate them the most. It’s a shame that it was to the Dodgers, who I hate the second most.
Literally any other combination of teams from this year’s playoff field would’ve been one I would be happy to watch. Especially if we’d had Cleveland from the AL (longest title drought in the AL playoffs) and either San Diego or Milwaukee from the NL (never won a WS).
I can’t even take joy from Ohtani winning a WS, because of who he won with.
Instead we got the two teams with the most arrogant and entitled fanbases in the sport, so I’ve been watching Schitt’s Creek instead.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You’re making a good owl!
My parents told me this was my favorite joke when I was around your daughter’s age. Apparently I used the joke non-stop and my parents still laughed every time because of how much I cracked up at my own joke.