It's not like those were going to breed anyway tbh
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025
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The only part of this that's true is that Australia has invasive rabbits.
Except they don't want human population to decrease. They need more and more people at the bottom of the global ponzi scheme to prop it up.
Yeah its actually the opposite, anime is supposed to make people horny. - Source: i made it up
They will invent a way for us to get anime girls pregnant. That's when you need to start getting scared.
So, uh, what does a fake rabbit that is more attractive than a real rabbit look like?
You wanna know or you asking for a friend?
I have a rabbit that I would like to make a good impression on.
Lola Bunny.
Why scary? Wouldn't it be good if the human population didn't increase more?
The west is already on it, how do we propagate it elsewhere?
Japan does have a too low birth rate now.
That’s a fair point until you realize that humans are a lot smarter than rabbits. (Supposedly)
The average human maybe.
But there is a significant overlap between the smartest rabbit and the dumbest humans.
Or was that with bears?
Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?
Have you ever seen a toilet?
I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.
I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never
I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.
Day one?? It took me years
We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!
/s
Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?
a portion of humans is, yes
Considering that 100% is a portion, I’ll agree with you
Supernormal stimulus
Is this why the population of Japan is decreasing that badly? 🤔