That's because in their mind, 75 is bigger than 105.
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The quarter pounder has more meat than the third pounder because 4>3.
„Ein Drittel? Nee, ich will mindestens ein Viertel.“
("A third? No, I want at least a quarter")
– allegedly Horst "Schimmi" Szymaniak (German footballer in 1950s - 60s)
It's a universal rule that anyone who references their supposed IQ like this is at most half as smart as they think they are
i have an IQ-equivalent of like 120
guess what
i have no job, because i have autism
Over the summer while waiting for my mother at one of her apts I decided to take an iq test out of curiosity, one of those free online ones that seemed legit but who knows.
I got 144 or something? I think 145 was the cut off for genius? I remember being a point below the cut off.
Anyway. The point isn’t to brag, but to say that like you, i am almost certainly autistic (but mid 30s female who wasn’t a disruptive child so I can’t be!) and I’ve only held down minimum wage or close to it jobs my whole life. Despite having an education and being “smart” my personality pisses people off. Especially in “real” jobs.
I’m also constantly called a know it all derisively but I’m sorry when I was a kid I was left alone and none of the other kids played with me so I read encyclopedias (and later Wikipedia) for fun.
it's not our fault everyone else seems to actively enjoy being uninformed
this is why neurodivergent communities are so much nicer, you can post infodumps like these and people just.. respond with their take on it..
Unfortunately I'm smart enough to know mentioning my IQ at the very least makes me come off as a pretentious prick. But I would REALLY love to just win arguments by simply having a higher IQ than sb else.
Nobody ever wins arguments, thats why ive mostly stopped having them. Sometimes, with a lot of long and patient DISCUSSIONS you can maybe bring someone around to seeing your point of view, but in an argument all sides just end up thinking the other is an asshole.
They are in the 15th percentile. So they think they are in the top 15%
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There is some bliss in having a universal personal pronoun w/o grammatical genders whatsoever (ő) in a languange (hungarian). Often you can even omit it altogether from a sentence.
But let's not mention the many cases...
Yes, luckily they werent successful adding gendered words to the hungarian language in the 19. century.
hän my beloved
Alright Uralic language family, you can stop bragging now.
I'm so sick of all these people with their clearly superior languages showing how stupid my one is
Steve Hofstetter. He’s known for owning trolls like this. And hecklers.
And does it so effortlessly too 😂
I love ur username
👈😎 Thanks! I can see you're a very big fan.
You’re they/them until you couple up, in which case you and your partner split the pronouns between them?
I lost my pronouns in the divorce 😔
I would like to subscribe to this level of rational social design
As someone speaking a native language in which I need to rephrase myself multiple times and need to work with multiple / and * before a sentence is both grammatically correct and perfectly gendered - I still take my time because inclusion is worth it - I just don't get why anybody could ever be upset about English gender inclusive language.
An example:
Every cyclist should wear their helmet to protect their head from injury.
Jede/r Radfahrer*In sollte seinen/ihren Helm tragen, um seinen/ihren Kopf vor Verletzungen zu schützen.
We usually tend to rephrase these sentences like this:
Alle Radfahrenden sollten Helme tragen, um das Risiko für Kopfverletzungen zu minimieren.
All cyclists should wear helmets to minimise the risk of head injuries.
Fun fact about how stupid this outrage is: singular "they" has existed longer than singular "you" in the English language. If you refuse to use singular "they" but aren't using "thou," then you're a hypocrite.
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I don't know where you got this from or if you just invented it, but I have never heard/seen anyone mix * and /.
People interested in gender neutral language used / before the idea of more than two genders came up. Whoever wanted to specifically include non-binary people started using _ or *.
Also it makes little sense imo to include nb's in the subject of a sentence to go back to binary scheme in the pronouns..
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Alle Radfahrys sollten Helme tragen, um ihren Kopf [...]. :3
*Die Stadt sollte designierte Fahrradstraßen haben, damit Fahrradfahren auch ohne Helm hinreichend sicher ist.
Ich muss leider auf dem Land fahren wo sie einen in uneinsehbaren Kurven (oder mit 100km/h) mit 30cm Seitenabstand überholen.
Ein Grund wieso ich fast nur noch auf Wald-, Feld- und Güterwegen fahre.
Idk what their problem is /s
They/them is grammatically correct for singular nouns, but maybe it’s best to just use neopronouns in the case of someone (like this lady who is opposed to using someone’s correct pronouns) being difficult. But I feel people who want to be difficult are going to be difficult for whatever reason, and it’s not about the pronouns or grammar at that point.
For reference https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
Edit why is my comment being read uncharitably by the downvoters? Its weird behavior, I don’t get why someone would do that lol
I think neopronouns would piss off those against the concept of non-binary or trans even more.
I like the idea of inventing new pronouns, but most of the suggestions so far (like "Xe") are too silly to be taken seriously. "They/them" can come off as impersonal at times, but we seem to be more or less settling on that, so whatever.
I’m in the too silly to be taken seriously boat. They/them works perfectly fine.
every new word sounds silly at first, that's why every generation makes fun of the kids' slang. hell, remember when "yeet" was new? it sounded so silly and stupid, but it's just another part of the lexicon now.
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edit: below comment is in response to a previous version of the above comment before they clarified it was about the lady :)
maybe it’s best to just use neopronouns in the case of someone ~~being difficult~~ asking
ftfy :)
I think that lady isn’t asking though? She seems argumentative to me
oh you mean use neopronouns instead of they/them specifically in order to appease jeanette in the post?
sorry, i thought you meant using neopronouns in general. you might want to consider editing your comment for fuzzy language if that’s not the case. :)
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This is like the 5th funniest thing I've read all day. (It's been a very good day.)
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