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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What I need is a goth girl therapist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I want a goth the rapist girl

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wanna be a goth wifey so bad 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The absent-minded maestro was racing up New York’s Seventh Avenue to a rehearsal, when a stranger stopped him. “Pardon me,” he said, “can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?”

“Yes,” answered the maestro breathlessly. “Practice!”

--“The Wit Parade” by E.E. Kenyon on March 13, 1955

A good ambition. Practice. I believe in you!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Sounds perfect

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

People need to learn what goth is. Like yall will just see a woman wearing black and say she's goth.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

R-T-L

  • Jinx from Leauge of Legend/Arcane
  • Ranni from Elden Ring
  • Raven from Teen Titans
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ranni with two hands is so cursed

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is just her before she became a ghost in a mannequin. As you can see she was so pale that when she went up the divine tower she just got sunburnt to a crisp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Though isn't the assumption that she would have had red hair like her siblings Rykard and Radahn?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think Rykard is blonde in his pre-togethaaaa portrait, isn't he?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, it's been a hot minute. I always remembered it being red but could very well be misremembering. I reckon it may soon be time for me to get back togethaaaa with Elden Ring to refresh my memory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I took a look just now and it seems like he is blonde in the portrait, but it's on the wall in Volcano Manor where all the lights are red anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

But before-mannequin Ranni had the red hair of Radagon 🤔 but then again she didn't want that hair(-itage) so maybe she magiced it blue even while still in her old body and the magic just came undone with the sunburn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

RTL?

Edit: ... The TV Station with that name had me confused, my bad.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

my goal is to become a goth baddie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My goal is to become a cute catgirl :3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

more of a puppygirl myself

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

So, You can cure depression? How nice of you \( ̄▽ ̄)/

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Truly taking one for the team o7

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The worst part of therapy is after it, you don't want goth baddies in your life, but you still think they are hot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

I have found this to not be the case.

Goth baddies need love too, and often you can work on your issues together.

My coven mate didn't take my bullshit and I am better for it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Ah yes. Ranni. Known for being goth.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

neither is jinx, but they sure are looking goth here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Goth gatekeeping is a tough job

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Her whole thing is that she wants to plunge the Lands Between into a thousand years of darkness to connect to the power of the moon. Yeah she wears all white, but that doesn't inherently disqualify her, she's goth af.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ahh as a (mostly) straight man i wish more people dressed like this. Goth gf/bf fixes every problem in life. Problem is everyone wants one but nobody wants to be one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's less "nobody wants to be one" and more "nobody thinks they can pull it off".

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

be the change you want to see in the world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sick and depressed in bed and watched 4h of ropefuel uwu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ropefuel? That's a new one 🙁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what they watched, I just think about my life for the same effect

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I watched women living happy lives (I'm a ugly gigahon)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

so real 😔 (ypu are not ıgly or hon tho)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry you feel that way! 😭

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

There's a video about "goth rebel dream girl" archetypes, and the suggestion that it comes from animators being a little too honest is paired with the sting from "Hand Covers Bruise."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

WTB 1 goth gf please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Malkavian here. Regular for tea at the March Hare's too.

Both. Both is good.