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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hand picked from the fridge at Coles

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Well, shit. My line up manager had been given the golden handshake. And the new line up manager is my previous boss who is probably the biggest asshole on the planet. soo..... yeah I think its time to jump ship. the current direct manager stays the same, and I adore them but I'm just not prepared to work for the asshole again.

WHY are they doing this stuff in november ffs?!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Made a thread for tomorrow! It's nice and early, because I am going to sleep. Goodnight all :)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

The leave relaxation has kicked in. Goodbye work, hello good times!!!

Im so fucking excited to get the car on Saturday. Maaaaaaan I think I'll drive all night lol

Edit: sorted free entry and $350 of free drink cards at 3 clubs πŸ˜‚ fuck yeah!

If you google "birthday specials" you'll see a bunch of clubs that offer stuff for free on your birthday.

Even fluffy is getting in on the action:

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Porridge! Featuring home grown strawberries and some fruit syrup I made.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Thursday. Nearly the weekend. Give me strength.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The packening begins... in an hour, I am still le tired.

I ate half a bag of chips yesterday for dinner, that was not a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then have a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Sorry, had to. It's the law :D

Also, I see nothing wrong with your choice of dinner!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First time I saw that flash animation, I was 12 or 13 and had found ebaumsworld. That was the site that entertained me before Google was around to collate everything into a search list or whatever.

I watched that bloody animation on repeat cackling like a hyena πŸ˜‚

^fucking kangaroos^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ha, I was waiting for someone to say it! Missiles slowly being loaded now.

And I'd normally be very supportive of chips for dinner but somehow my gut didn't like it - cramps, burping and farting like a MF. Also super dehydrated. All good now though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Due to popular demand I went out for groceries and petrol today.

Finally back home and settled.

Everything took so much longer today due to the massive traffic accident on the Nepean highway being blocked in 3 lanes.

Entry to car park of shopping centre was closed and escalator was borked.

Was too tired so I didn’t get to look at some stuff I wanted to and I didn’t get the potatoes. I’ll get them next week.

Anyway glad to be safely home with all the stuff happening and got my pakidge!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

attempts to purr-growl, gets all nixon jowly instead Ehh, still works with the aroo, i'll own it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Futurama Nixon's-head-in-a-jar version of this song WOULD be kinda awesome...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: nixon didn't aroo, billy west added that because ol' tricky dick always reminded him of a werewolf.

The fact no one questioned it made it even funnier

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The junkie lady locked her junkie boyfriend out and now they're screaming at each other.

I fucking hate living here.

Edit: it's over. Im not going to let that shit get me down. Let the joys of annual leave begin!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

..... Ah ALDI, it was a good try.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Definitely a woman because those are some child bearing hips.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe Orangutan, but then the waist is even more out of whack

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

WHEW. I am tuckered. The house is starting to look a lot emptier, though!

Today's tasks were...

  • uni meeting online
  • misc admin (the REA still hasn't arranged what time I'll pick up the keys tomorrow... truly useless)
  • Packing stationery
  • Dismantling the bed frame and vacuuming so much dust underneath
  • Filling in the holes from the blinds now removed (mostly my friend did it...)
  • Dismantling the bookshelf
  • Consolidated op shop clothes, books and shoes (which my friend generously dropped off)
  • put the clothes and shoes to throw out in the bin
  • MOVED OUT ALL MY OUTDOOR PLANTS (except for two heavy planter boxes) ;_;

Swung by MKS on my way back to treat myself to some takeaway curries for dinner.

Now my next big task is the kitchen items... need to juggle this against the timing of unplugging my fridge on Sun am.

That's enough for today though I think. I'm proud of myself and endlessly grateful to my friend.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leave starts today. Yeeha!

Stomach still fucked but at least I don't have to go to work till next Wednesday!

Just hope tummy isn't too sore for the weekend birthday debauchery lol

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Pulled the longest hair out of my shoulder. Blonde, curly, and about 6cm in length. Sadly did not have a matching one on the other shoulder, so it had to go.

Edit:

stardew valley stuffoh also, I've been playing stardew valley on mobile, and it plays really well!! There's a few options for controller, but I went with the visible joystick and buttons. But yeah, it's a great game, and I know I'm late to the party (patient gamers anyone lol), but it's so fun! I've been super casual, I occasionally look something up but haven't applied myself with its depth (because I know it's a deep game).

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ooh I got one! Club application request.

one strawberry

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Leave day for tomorrow approved!

Now the tough decision.

Grocery shop today plus petrol or leave it for tomorrow.

Decisions, decisions...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

do the errands today so you have the whole of tomorrow off free.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So UAT is a free play space to play around with things. I'm going to wild out in my downtime

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Real developers test in Prod πŸ’₯

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

test? no. Deploy to prod, she'll be right. Fuck cab approval.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At 4:59 PM on a Friday πŸ’₯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Friday before a long weekend no less πŸ’₯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

With an admin merge!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Found a backpack in the front garden today and these are the contents

Most of it I understand and it obviously belongs to someone with not so very good intentions. You've got syringes, keys, tools, gloves, hammer, crowbar etc... but a TV remote (and no TV) and a pair socks has me fairly perplexed.

Don't need this right now but as they say bad luck comes in threes just waiting for #3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The remote may be a generic one used to see if it opens garage doors to get into houses. The gloves, tools and more keys than one person could reasonably own do suggest break ins.

I know a neighbour had an intruder a few years ago and when they got arrested cops found the person had stolen his keys. So that’s probably it. They might take them intending to come back.

The socks may be used to tie the arm off for injecting, or a spare pair. But with the filters and syringes there it’s probably the former.

Baffled by the plug in light (is that what that is?) but maybe it’s hands free lighting that wouldn’t be too bright.

Perhaps the cops might like a look but not sure what they can do if nothing has happened yet.

Perhaps you might like to babysit a nice loud doggo for a little while til things are less sketchy.

Edit: Security camera is also a great idea if possible

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So my uncle's cat, Casper, had to be euthanised a little while back (he was 20yo, and he just got too sick to go on). So they had an excess of wet cat food and litter. Mickey loves it, though I have to supplement with normal wet food, because this food is for cats with urinary tract issues which I think has a lower amount of taurine. This is fine, he gets a variety anyway.

My issue is it's Purina, which is owned by Nestle. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Why does the cat have to like the food made by one of the most unethical companies that exist today? 😭

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

These strawberries aren't doing great yet as they're still getting settled from being moved from my partner's mother who lived in NSW :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Mr Piffles, The World's First Magic Performing Chihuahua died last week - a day after Toby. I met Mr Piffles in Vegas back in 2016 and he was a very good boy indeed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams.😘😘😘

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ok on the topic of strawbs - if anyone is around the Mornington Peninsula, Sunny Ridge Strawberry farm often sell big boxes of strawberries. Was $10 for a giant box and they were sweet. Most of them are in the freezer now, but very good value if anyone's ever down that way :)

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