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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, I've got good news. Mars is unlikely to ever encounter Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one is ever likely to encounter my anus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

When you turn 45, you will meet anus to scope to proctologist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

God of War, planning a solar coup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't wanna meet Neptune

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we'd like to do the same on Mars.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Idk, I get the feeling mars wants to meet just your ass in particular.