Mozingo

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Lmao, the term unaliving is censorship. Tiktok won't let you say "kill".

They don't censor because they're offended by the words. They censor so platforms like tiktok don't delete their posts.

The younger generations decided that being offended by swear words is fucking stupid.

I don't think it's referencing anyone in particular. It's just common for US politicians to be creationists or idiots, or both.

The whole fossils in the mountains thing is how creationists explain dinosaurs through the flood/Noah's ark, since they believe earth was created 6000 years ago.

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I don't know what this is saying but I agree

This makes way less sense without the original title.

...Because they edited it to look that way?

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they'll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like "take one per child".

This is a play on that, but it's a bump of cocaine per child. You're supposed to snort it using the key.

Spotify has a playlist called Daily Drive that does exactly that. It creates a playlist of music you like then between songs will play news snippets from the day. It's pretty cool about half the time.

What is that guy from Blondie known for eating?