First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
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Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.
"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.
"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.
Smh
I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"
Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."
It always bothered me because "shaking my head" isn't even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.
Much like how gifs work, I presume.
Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)
The thing is, shaking ones head isn't as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.
I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.
sm
What's that in adult?
Streetlight Manifesto
shitting myself
Sadomasochism
Scarlet Monastery
Goddamned Whitemane!
Something
I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?
I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu
Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
Maybe she’s autistic
auties usually spot other auties easily
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
I wonder if I'm an autie or just dumb
You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?
Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.
It's a verb too.
Rizz = charisma.
To rizz = to be charismatic.
Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
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I read it as 'some'.
By context, I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for "something."
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On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.
Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.
He Rizzed in his pants
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
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