this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess that's what it means now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It always bothered me because "shaking my head" isn't even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Much like how gifs work, I presume.

Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)

The thing is, shaking ones head isn't as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.