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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

From the comments I think people aren't getting the joke that the left is a female character and the right is a male character.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

If you don’t get the joke you are the joke.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

But she's usually wearing tights and a skirt?!?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Zelda IS the boy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Zelda is the boy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Zelda is the boy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It upsets me that the sexy gerudo outfit isn't in TOTK.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nintendo was afraid of what they created.

Afraid and confused.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bullshit. Someone knew exactly what they were doing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

But was it John Nintendo???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You can still dress as Zelda from OOT

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Waaait a minute…

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Isn't the one on the left Samus from Metroid?

A female character!

[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The one to the left is John Metroid from the popular video game franchise Metroid. The one to the right is Zelda from Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Killin me with John Metroid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He’s just taking the piss. It’s Samuel Aran, first Prime of House Metroid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His name is Met Roid. That's why the game is called Metroid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Metroid is the name of the princess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Super Peach Bros

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I loved the crossover game when he teamed up with John Halo to fight the Covenant.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills space pirates and doesn’t afraid of anything.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 days ago

That's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

And the one on the right is Link, a male.

You've got it! The joke!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago

The one on the right is link...a make character. I think your on to something

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

C'est ça qui est drôle! And the one on the right is Link wearing women's clothing from Breath of the Wild. He has to pretend to be a woman to sneak into a desert town where men are prohibited. Cross-dressing is a critical part of the story, and you keep the outfit to wear in battle if you like. You can also flirt with a guy and he'll give you his boots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can flirt? I'd argue one must flirt, lest one be cursed to trudge through sand and snow.

Unless one happens to know the windbomb, in which case... BOOM stares off into the distance ...was nice talking with ya.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm a completionist, so I always do everything possible in game. Strictly speaking, you only must get the sail, and you can head straight to Ganon if you're feeling mighty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The image of low power Link charging in and beating Gannon has me remembering that streamer that made it like ~~90~~ 95 hours into the game before triggering the tutorial of Breath of the Wild

https://youtu.be/q1VhYzxC1KA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm skeptical she managed to beat three of the four beasts without stumbling upon backflips, side hops, or charged attacks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Fair enough, may have been staged, I've never played the game. Last Zelda game I played was Majora's Mask

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I am far from mighty. If anything, I am straight up bad at combat. On my first master mode playthrough I did duck into the castle to get the shield, but afterwards went right back to do/find all the things mode.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

And the right is Zelda 🫠

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I've always been fond of the fusion suit...

I'm not sure what gender a Metroid is, but considering that suit is made from one, I always thought there's probably some kinda freaky tentacle parasite thing going on in there.

According to Tumblr back in the day, I'm 120% correct.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like how the thong in dragon's dogma 2 is equal to both, and it has a pretty high defense so the game really wants you to wear it at the start where everything kills you easily.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

that thong got so mich mileage in my playthrough...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

We need more cute boys in video games >:3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Don't underestimate the power of distraction

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Baha hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

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