I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".
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Excellent reference
The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables
You two are wild
pink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
Boof
Queef 😂
poot
Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There's a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it
Came here to say "poot." Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.
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On your way to the infart.
Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said 'very funny', I said 'it was more an action-thriller'.
Maybe she liked the slut.
Schnozz
I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn't be
eyebrow wiggle
Bonk
squirreled
It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.
Shunt.
I like this one because it sounds dirty and it's not
Scrunched
Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic
I think 'scrunched' is the longest one I've seen in this post, I can't think of a longer one.
In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that 'abbreviate' is such a long word.
If people pronounce squirrel as one syllable, then I guess squirreled could be as well, but it’s not in my dialect.
Boop!
coque
Moist. No but really ive always thought "sedge" is a funny sounding word.
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