OldManBOMBIN

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Fucking love Tank Girl

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Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

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Or just a big dude who raped them all to death and took their money. Either way.

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Fiberglass is very smooth compared to asbestos, at a microscopic level. That's what makes asbestos so bad - it gets in there and works its way further in, like a porcupine quill. Fiberglass is by no means healthy, but it's a fair bit less harmful.

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Tom Arnold was on coke like a mofo while they were filming this.

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While we're wishing, I kinda wish the Europeans had all died in a horrific shipwreck on the way over.

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Whilst perusing my scrolls, these two images followed one another:

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Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

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I guess I'm just burnt-out. I've been warning people about this shit since I was 10. That's part of the problem, I guess - you start too young and people don't take you seriously.

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Let me just assemble my shadow organization real quick

 

And I'll add a semi-related fable.

There were a group of 5 monkeys that all lived on a tropical island; they survived by climbing trees to get bananas.

One day, the monkeys are taken to a lab and placed in an enclosure that somewhat captured the original environment. The only difference was that if any monkey climbed the tree, they'd all get soaked with freezing cold water from a sprinkler system. The monkeys were forced to eat simulated banana paste from a stainless steel bowl on the ground.

Every day for the first few months, at least one monkey would try to climb the tree - either to forage or just for fun, it's irrelevant - and all the monkeys would end up soaking wet and freezing. It got to the point where if any monkey even went towards the tree, the rest would attack it. Eventually, the monkeys left the tree alone.

So the scientists removed 2 of the monkeys, and added 3 more that were freshly captured. These monkeys had no idea about the cold water, so would inevitably try to climb the tree - resulting in them being savagely attacked by the remaining original 3 monkeys.

Eventually, without even knowing why, the new monkeys left the tree alone.

The scientists then removed the 3 original monkeys, and replaced them with 3 more fresh monkeys, who were of course attacked when they tried to climb the tree.

Soon, though no monkey had ever been wet or cold in its entire existence (within this enclosure), they'd all avoid the tree that they'd depended on their entire life "because that's how it goes."

It's time to stop attacking our fellow monkeys, and break out of this lab. I want some god-damn bananas.

 

It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

 
 

West gang 4lyf

 
 
 
 
 

Power word Sepialis Filtraitous

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it's saturday

 
 
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