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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

shrimple as that

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hella expensive

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

tbh most people barely even realize that the butt is made of muscle, i think they just conceptualize it as all fat or something.

as i've been going out on more walks, especially in hilly terrain, i've actually realized how to use my ass muscle and it makes it soooo much easier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

For sure, had a bit of a eureka moment at the gym myself recently :D its a huge muscle so it can support quite a lot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

very disturbing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you're right, we want to see you in bronze scale armor wielding a warhammer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Sounds good to me

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Hatecrimes 😔

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

My bulge...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

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