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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Daddy didn't Puff himself. No, wait a minute, he did do that.
No, wait... Daddy un-Puffed to P and Diddy'd himself.
Then he un-P'd himself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Chelsea Manning was having a rough time during her imprisonment after her data dump. So it's become kind of a common very special episode.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guards are going on a quick break all while the cameras malfunction roughly at the same time

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did anybody ever check on the guards the last time, see which ones bought a boat a month later?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't, but if one did I wouldn't be surprised.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If only one did I would be

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you heard his friends speak? They are BRAZEN.

That kid that ruined Fromstoft's Elden Ring, award ceremony, interviewed one of P-Diddy's closest friends. I'm not really a fan, but the interview caught me off guard. The guy straight up says, "Come over, so P-Diddy can rape you," maybe 5 times. Again, I'm not a fan, but the kid is 17, and it speaks to the situation.

Edit: it's this video: https://youtu.be/oAxIs9MgepA?si=RKfwOQqN2lmgzVEY

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

You think he changed his name to P Diddy as a little inside joke to himself, knowing himself to be the true Penis Diddler he is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need y’all to go to Queens, and find me a set of left handed golf clubs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

... and some Cambodian breast milk or I'm gonna shut down the studio.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

His lawyers probably just want to separate him from general population so he doesn't get fucked up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He's probably going through severe withdrawal 🎉