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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Seriously people, use the fucking fan. It clears away odors and covers up the sounds of your dropping a deuce. If you want to stew in your shit smell and revel in the music of your magical poop plops, do so in the comfort of your own home. If you're a guest and the bathroom has a fan, turn it on. We don't want to share.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

Consider yourself lucky. Many older European homes don't have bathroom fans. Some older bathrooms barely have windows.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

No ventilation at all? I feel like every poop would become a shirtless poop in such a bathroom.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Considering many buildings don't have air conditioning, you're spot on.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Can confirm - mine has neither, it's a challenge.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

I set up a desk fan in the doorway to blow air out into the rest of the house

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago

Do you ask your guests to turn the fan on, or just passive aggressively whine about it when they leave?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

The irony of you actually being a passive aggressive douchebag by pretending the op might be passive aggressive is off the charts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

A post about bathroom usage seems an appropriate place for douchery.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago

What a literal shit post.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago

You can wire bathroom fans to always come on when the light is on. I recommend it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

How do you know when to stop wiping?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Blind people smell the paper. Since I learned this, I do it too. Olfactory is a better standard than visual for this.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉) the taste

[-] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Like the Ozzy Osbourne song.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

After a recent renovation, our new exaust fan is much quieter, and it kind of bugs me. It is nice to be able to leave it running longer, though. The old one was too obnoxiously loud to leave on after you finished a shower.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I like the extra noise. Not that I need cover or anything.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I think I just don't think about it until it's happening, and then it's too late.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 4 hours ago

The fans are there for moisture not smell.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

They can deal with both.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

The smell is often also moist.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Which is technically in the bathroom

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I mean, you can stick a light switch with a motion sensor on it that'll flip on automatically.

https://www.amazon.com/motion-sensor-light-switches/s?k=motion+sensor+light+switches

Probably easier to make your machine do what you want than it is to make global human behavior be what you want.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Probably easier to just not invite shit-sharing assholes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I went into a public restroom in a gas station once that was set up with a motion sensor. But I didn't immediately know that. It kinda freaked me out for a bit when after like 3 minutes the entire room went pitch black dark. I thought their breaker kicked off or something, while sitting on the toilet.

If it's gonna be on a timer, it ought to be set for more like 10 minutes or something. I dunno about everyone else, but I don't tend to do much of any significant movement when sitting on the toilet to keep the lights and fan on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Every sensor I've seen let's you set the timeout, and some of the nice once are actually presence detectors so they won't turn off if you are sitting still.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Water sticks to my balls as well 👍

Pretty sure they wouldn't let random people access or adjust their public restroom timer though. 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I open the windows. Also the blinds. Then I make eye contact with anyone I can. The poop stares are fun, especially when you're working on birthing a watermelon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I have no Windows or fans in my collage dorm bathroom

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I use my rooms desk fan and play music at all times

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