A mild orange cheese.

Never heard of it before, but I took a look and it seems like there's a lot of interesting information there.

I'm no expert, so I can't speak for accuracy, but it looks like a good place to start learning about the less "popular" mythologies.

They just wanted something to play at the Police station.

Well played.

What?!

👏👏👏👏

You publicly announce that you raised enough for the second best private eye in the area, and also secretly hire the number one. Tapping head gif

So, I'm not sure where everyone else is, and maybe I'm in the wrong, but, Why?

Not meeting "safety standards"?

Did they leave out the epilepsy warning or something?

This doesn't feel like "keeping people safe" to me. Fuck the police.

So, what's wrong about it? It sounds like a personal position to me. Even if the percentages aren't exactly correct, I don't think that completely corrupts their concept.

Is it a 100% tax rate as good as they think it would be? Maybe, maybe not, but predicting one way or the other isn't misinformation.

John Gotti was the Teflon Don.

It's just coincidence (or is it?) that Trump's first name sounds like the highest title in the Mafia.

He's just so smart that he finds a way to get out of it. Remember, kids, only suckers pay taxes!

Smart, rich, lucky, even if any of that is true, being good at evil doesn't make it less evil.

What I'm seeing here is someone who REALLY likes witty quips, but is very upset that nobody else appreciates them.

I'm with you, buddy. None of my snappy responses ever convinced a bully that I was worthy of respect, but his constant repetition of movie quotes always got a chuckle from his cronies.

Smart people know big words, but smarter people know when to use them. Making an impression on others isn't about proving that you have higher value than someone else, it's about proving that you are one of them. Reminding people that you're different from them pushes you away.

Or, I might just be projecting shit I've been through. Maybe it's useful to someone.