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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

"What is up, dog?"

Side note: the opposite of cat isn't actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn't exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I'm not allergic to them.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The opposite of a cat is the absence of a cat ☝️

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The opposite of cat is antimatter cat. When they come together, you have an explosion 18,000 times larger than Nagasaki.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The absence of a cat implies nothing is there. So the opposite of a cat is nothing (specifically nothing where a cat should have been).

So, another acceptable answer would be "what is up? Nothing."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The absence of a cat implies the absence of a cat. There could be a dog instead or a Gasplanet which has a species of conscious whales wearing silly hats rolling in the mud to communicate the need for a fruity beverage. It could be anything, it could be nothing. It is not possible, from the given facts, to come to any concrete conclusion besides that a cat, is in fact, absent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling, you are "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" reader.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

There are several domestic cat breeds known for loving water; one is the Bengal.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (6 children)

If dog is not the opposite of cat, then why did everyone immediately know the answer is dog? Hmm 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...when i was in second grade i wrote a book report on chocolate fever, in which the climax involved the protagonist taking vanilla pills, which were so obviously the opposite of chocolate to my eight-year-old perspective, but which no adults with whom i discussed the book found at all obvious...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The adults were wrong. Vanilla is obviously the opposite of chocolate.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I seem to remember a youtube video from years ago explaining how things can be opposites in different ways, like glue is the opposite of scissors because of the use, red is the opposite of blue because of what they represent, etc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The wiki article lists a few categories like gradable words that exist on a spectrum (hot/cold), complementary or binary pairs with no spectrum (entrance/exit, moral/immoral), and relational types that only make sense in a certain context (teacher/student).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposite_%28semantics%29

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never thought this hard about this before and I'm finding myself suddenly glad that other people have. This is really neat.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I didn't. I was like huh there is no opposite of cat, then read the title, then got even more confused... How does anyone think the answer is dog?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In no logical way does cat being the opposite of dog make sense. It's just a typical association because there was always a stronger cat vs dog stereotype in media as I was growing up. I learned that cats and dogs don't get along, are mortal enemies, etc. This of course isn't true, but it's overly portrayed in media that way.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The opposite of cat is "inside-out cat".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, thats still a cat.

You're thinking of antimatter cats.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure that's the answer to the anti life equation... nobody tell darkseid (゚ロ゚)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would phrase it as, "What is 'up' and 'dog?'" Being extra clear but ruining the joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There are many ~~answers~~ questions the judges will accept, but only one correct ~~answer~~ question!

(Also happy cake day!)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

tee isn't exactly the opposite of cat but I can't remember a command that only redirects screen output to a file.

What is up, tee?

edit: what's the opposite of "cd .."?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

cat is for concatenating files, so the opposite would be something that breaks a stream up into multiple files.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

So, split.

Edit: although there's also tac, which could fit the bill as well.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

How about tac which prints lines but last to first.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Not much, what's up with you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What would be the opposite of any mammal? A carrot? A brick? A slime mold?

Does everything actually have an "opposite"?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'd say everything has several opposites, each in a different aspect.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Oh oh! I know this one since I play Slice and Dice!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

A dog will try to save your life if you're drowning. A cat will sit on your head to keep from getting wet while you're drowning.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

head | tee

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not much how about you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The best answer would actually be "not much, what's up with you"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What is up and what is png

each letter in PNG is exactly opposite the corresponding letter in CAT if the letter were equally distributed around a circle in alphabetical order.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

A better clue might be

This direction and pet combo became a common “gotcha” in the early 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sure a better clue if you don't want the joke to work

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (11 children)

What is the opposite of a cat, then?

If your answer is, "it doesn't have one," then I nominate dog.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The opposite of the opposite of wrong is left.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also the host does not ask the questions.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what would the volumetric inverse of a cat be. The boring answer is the inside of a normal cat. But that's lame.

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