I think the part that’s left out is “since they all can’t be right, yet use the same standard of authority for truth, the most likely scenario is that none of them have a reasonable claim to truth”.

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Hard to beat a bec de corbin - that thing will punch straight through even plate armor.

I know a guy who did it. When he got to the end, they pulled him up into the boat and congratulated him heartily “You did it!” and all he could do was say “oh.”

Clever, but might be too niche of a reference for people to understand.

FAKE NEWS! Technically it never says apple so it could’ve been a Magic Durian Curse! (Which I think we can all agree is orders of magnitude more cursed than an apple.)

They clearly shit their pants when they saw everyone leave. I wonder how many developers will return. I know I won’t.

Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU

What’s awful is that Musk shows all the incel traits without actually being an incel. You have to have a real shit personality for that to be true.

Use the time honored technique of lying on the birthdate form.

Serious post: cost and shifting performance expectations make it impractical for consumer devices

Shit post: Because Nokia doesn’t make phones any more

I have a suspicion you weren’t the target audience.