I usually eat a simple Porridge, but if I want to make something fancy on a weekend I make pancakes for my family.

Yeah but people are highly aware of it and there is even a disclaimer in Email Signatures that everything is tracked. If you are dealing with government ministries in European countries some of the (unofficial) information exchange is done without written record, either at in-person conferences or even through non-work phones.

Highly illegal in the EU. Also highly stupid everywhere else. The big question is "How secure is your user espionage system and can an outsider get acces?". The data from something like this is a social engineering goldmine.

IBM built the punch card machines that were used to organise the Holocaust and they were a good American company.

So this school was built on an ancient Pleistocene burial ground. I know that trope well enough to know what happened next

The one recommended by the health insurance companies kills you early and fast after your pay-in period without causing large healthcare costs.

Twister his arms wide open

Haha, but my only intrusive thought is that the wizard cat is a cute chonker

It's Twilight Zone, but only the twists

We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we're still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

Die armen Menschen bei SAP in Walldorf mit ihren 5000€ Fahrrädern

You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions