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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It has the innocent eyes of a serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

“My species kills 500 of yours every year, human. This is only practice so that I may taste your flesh.”

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I understand that there are vast ethical issues of genetically modifying animals, especially when it comes to delaying growth and maturation. But Lord help me if I'd be able to turn down the opportunity to own a baby hippo that never grows up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here. In Canada this was aired on TV to encourage kids to question commercials: https://youtu.be/cvPwJQXzHm0

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That’s great

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Rare attack of a hippo where the victim survived.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

it is just practicing for killing 3000 humans per year

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This image is too cute please delete

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just pretend it's an adult hippo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

HOLY SHIT IT GOT PAUL BUNYAN

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Ah shit, that persons ded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I like hippos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Ahhh a classic 🤌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How many times do we have to say it: Please stop naming your baby hippos, "Jeffery Dahmer".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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