Sometimes my mom calls a fanny pack a strap-on. This is like that.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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oh I'm stealing that
In my country, a fanny is a cunt, so hearing Americans call bum-bags "fanny packs" was, and still is, hilarious to me.
But I will be exclusively referring to my bum bag as my "strap on" from now on. Thank you, groucho's mom.
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I've heard those massage pads you lay on a chair and sit on called a "vibrator"
Ooh, yes ape daddy! Pound my monkussy!
What a terrible day to have eyes
If there is a god, it must be a god of mischief for granting me the gift of literacy and setting me on a path to encounter your comment.
More I consume Christian media, more Satan looks like a better guy than God.
Well, in the Bible Satan killed no more than 20 people, and at the command of God at that. God killed millions intentionally.
You can always join The Satanic Temple! Very cool political activism group with sick shirts lmao
There are alternatives to TST that are not problematic in the way TST's leaders are.
Anyone willing to provide a quick abridged version?
I wish there was a way but there's so much bad stuff and it all kind of interweaves with every other aspect of itself. I could tell you Greaves was a eugenicist who's made eugenicist, racist, antisemitic, ablist statements in the past but without going through everything else in the video its next to impossible to explain how that impacts on how he operates today.
Neither of them are good people but I don't want anyone to just take my word for it - the receipts are at that link.
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I don't know the specifics and everything I have heard has been third or fourth hand accounts, but apparently the recent drama has been bad and has caused a real upheaval. My local TST group voted to separate from TST and become independent, so now we are working on becoming our own local group. But it takes time to do all the paperwork and stuff.
Oh fuck. Gonna have to look at that later, though I’m scared lol
Added it to my Watch Later, thanks.
Fair warning: some of it is very disturbing. There's a lot of quoted racism, antisemitism etc. It's not an easy watch. If you make it through the whole thing, there's also some very interesting comments left by current and ex members too.
Noooooooooo. I can’t NOT watch it now. These are very disappointing things to hear Sadge
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John Milton seemed to agree, although I doubt he could have said so directly in 17th century England. He came pretty damn close, though.
Milton was a staunch Christian. It was interpretations of Paradise Lost a hundred years or so after it was written by the likes of William Blake, Mary Wollstonecraft, Lord Byron and Shelley that were the formation of Romantic Satanism, which in turn inspired the modern atheistic, compassionate Satanism of today.
Hey Fuck-O! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Having brain cells is satanic, evidently.
The effort people make to undermine education only shows how desperately it's needed.
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That guy has been topped by a gorilla ?
Yes. Not seen: the gorilla's leather outfit.
See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest
I once found an entire stack of Chick Tracts, I stole them all to laugh at. Amazing to see in person.
They're all free on his website. I go there sometimes if I need a laugh.
Indeed, I've read a lot of them! I just try to not give the website more views lately.
Also finding them physically out in the wild is extremely rare, it was the only time I've seen more than like...one. And that one was attached to my front door XD
Worry no longer! Knowing that the Internet Archive has everything, I looked and- voila!
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I had no idea what these were. Then I realized I had taken some weird bookets from this one weird store. On the back they say CHICK. So I guess I have some chick tracts now. One is called "Love the Jewish People" and the other "This was your life!"
Yeah, he loves us jews because we must exist in order for the end times to happen. He's very fucking weird about it though.
I mean, he's weird about everything though.
Isn't he dead?
Very!
He had people drawing the comics for quite some time before he died though, so it's just. Continuing as far as I could tell.
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Satan uses Education! It was very Effective!
Boomers and their outdated concepts. Don’t they know that millennials call their primate ancestors stepdad?
Sticks out for Harambe
So, hell has education, the best music, strippers, drugs, all the cool people, orgies etc. Heaven has boring ignorant church people who find hetero sexuality more important then the love for their own child. So why would I want to go to heaven instead of hell? Christians aren't presenting a strong case here. When you're making shit up, why not create a heaven which is awesome instead? With our Holy Noodle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, heaven consists of beer volcanoes and strippers. Hell consists of beer volcanoes and strippers too, but the beer is passed its expired date and the strippers have STD's. This is how you promote your fictional afterlife, like it's better then the alternative. I'd rather go to a place with hot strippers and cocain instead of a heaven full of unvaccinated babies and child molesters.
Important question: does it have garlic bread tho
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I loooooove Chick tracts. I collect them.
Always on the lookout for Lisa in which the family doctor lets a dad know that he gave his own daughter herpes but it’s okay because he helps the dad find Jesus and stop being a rapist. That one got pulled pretty quickly.
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I wish I had gotten these when I worked retail, instead I got... blatantly bigoted shit.
The only one I ever got was right after the Soviet Union fell but while Gorbachev was still president and it was called "IS THE RUSSIAN BEAR READY TO STRIKE?" and it claimed that the fall of the Soviet Union was a ruse and Gorbachev was about to launch a nuclear strike because his name was actually pronounced GOGRBACHEV like Gog and Magog in the Bible.
It was amusing but the text was way too dense.
My favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. "Gluons aren't real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together."
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At least it’s an ape and not a monkey.
Plus, being a squid, my ancestor was a snailish thing. And it couldn't fly, so to hell with it.
Ironic to rail against education so hard when you're literally sitting in a lecture every Sunday.
That's indoctrination though, not education. So it's fine.
Always said dad looked like a silver back.
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