The plastic surgery?
I think website traffic reports always show the Top X referral links and I'd be shocked if hers wasn't #1.
Don't forget that they have Elon "pledging" something like $40M per month to the canpaign.
sad Caitlin Jenner face..
Fine. Reference basically every Illinois governor since, well, ever (hyperbole).
Maybe you meant that no Republican politicians go to jail, only Democrats hold each other accountable? Not sure.
Welcome!
I'd shake your hand, but, well..
Because you didn't point anything out??
It's for lying about paying hush money to a porn star.
You just succinctly summed up Steve Ballmer's entire tenure as CEO of Microsoft.
Why governments would ever use a private service for critical use baffles me.
Create your own emergency notification system!
Cheer up Elon - it wasn't worth $44B when you bought it, so it's lost significantly less value than you think!
Based on what I've heard about the guy, I would certainly try my best to hold my breath if I ever found myself near Trump. That or use a biohazard grade face mask.