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[–] [email protected] 146 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Wait, you're not making your sexuality and gender your identity?

Loser.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

You got cool traits? Must be nice…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

fr fr go woke or go broke

[–] [email protected] 107 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This is the future they left wants

[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn't just a saying, it's a lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

No genders, no masters

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Sally forth the Queerletariat!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's also a beloved science fiction franchise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

c/TenForward leaking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

c/theculture is leaking

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn't use that word, I just made you think it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ahaha don't worry, I got your meaning. Just wanted to point out I got the joke.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it's better than many of the other ways.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That's way more fun than zombies!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I understood that reference

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Cockblockalypse

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Isn't this basically the exact thing that happened with the "mouse utopia" project?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Nobody on the left wants crappy surveys

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

If you're in the USA you don't have left anyway, it's just right and extremely right

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago

I don't think that it's forgotten I think it's a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

People lack of imagination is the problem. You're a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel persecuted; I'm shitting and cumming in fear.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Literally exterminating straight culture

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

tim pool is probably already making a video about it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.

chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Usually people like that are one reality check away from unmasking and going full-on "it's just unnatural, it's not normal and it's disgusting".

Arguing with conservatives is basically just peeling an onion full of concern baiting, sealioning, plausible deniability, and euphemisms; when you shatter their initial disenginuous line of reasoning (which may seem innocent or reasonable at first to the naked eye), they start digging into arguments that get more and more misdirected and irrational...

When you exhaust their load of fake arguments/"reasoning" that they bend at will, the ones that only exist to defend their already pre-determined position, they start to show their true colors and get into their real irrational and hateful motives for propogating their beliefs.

"Well I'm just concerned about LGBT people grooming children"... "I'm fine with the gays as long as they keep it to themselves, this cancel culture is just excessive"... "It's allowing trans people [[trans women]] in bathrooms and sports that I worry about, think of the real women who are scared and have a biological disadvantage against men"... "Biden is encouraging 8 year olds to transition, this 'transgender' thing is just a trend, pride is a ploy for corporations to make more money and you're just a tool for participating in it"... "Same-sex relations and transgenderism are a sin, I don't think their freedoms should be restricted, but I disagree with them personally, also gays have a higher rate of abusive relationships"... "Straight people [[men]] are persecuted, there's nothing made for normal people anymore and it's all catered towards the gays, it's dangerous to be straight now, I'm scared of telling someone I'm straight in case they blow up on me and call me homophobic like a blue-haired feminist"... "You shouldn't be queer in public, what if children watch it and transform into gays themselves, it's all inordinately fetishistic"... "Being queer is fucking unnatural and seeing men kissing in public is disgusting, your kind are child groomers and rapists, keep your hands off of children, you're going to Hell, stop spreading your Wokeism ideology and ruining my video games and anime, also traps aren't gay I'm straight for liking them and MHA and Konosuba and K-On and Dragon Maid are the best animes"

is about how it goes – minus the anime part, unless you're on an online anime community, lol (fascists love prepubescent anime girls a lot). They're very supportive of queer representation as long as it's exclusively in their pornography and kawaii anime, but only if you objectify and tokenize the queer characters and refuse to acknowledge their queerness, hmmm curious... what amount of Astolfo (Fate) and queer porn addicts do you think aren't raving homophobes that call feminine male, non-binary, and androgynous anime characters & actors objectifying terms and slurs while simultaneously convincing themselves that what they're doing is completely straight and that they're not sinning to the lord? It'd be a faster count than those who are I bet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Don't even have demiromantic though, smh my head

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Since it specifically says sexual orientation and not romantic orientation, I think asexual would be the correct answer in that situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96