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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It's going to rain. Take a brolly.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Go into the office, come home with the sniffles.

Stupid dirty infected denizens.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So many people out sick at the moment. I woke up with a sore throat and Iโ€™ve hardly been out and wear a mask.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Been coughing for 3 weeks. keept getting dirty looks from colleagues. Was thinking I should wear a sign that says "dont worry, its just daycare germs. So long as I dont lick your eyeballs you wont catch it".

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

After my xmas bout of whatever-the-fuck-virus I had a lingering cough for like 6 weeks. Went into work and had to keep explaining that I'm not sick, and not contagious. I understand the trepidation though. Still too many nuffies that think going into work while actively sick is some sort of show of strength.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I was supposed to go to a funeral today but when I got up this morning I just didn't have it in me to go. Mr P was going so I said he could represent our family. I seem to be reaching some kind of depressing events threshold. They were all going out drinking afterwards at one of the shittier local hotels ๐Ÿ˜ฌ definitely count me out, would rather stay home than deal with drunken people today. Especially people who had already started squabbling about money barely a day after she died. I felt a bit guilty though, especially seeing as I'd taken the day off work to go, so I had a go at repairing the dishwasher and succeeded! Am kind of enjoying having a day off that's not a public holiday.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You do whatever you need to do in your own way to get through it.

Everyone has different ways of handling and getting through things, you just do what best works for you.

That's what's most important.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

i started to clean but i cannot locate the fucks so i'll just game or whatever

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It is indeed a day of minimal fuckage

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I still have my jammies on.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

If you do find them, pass some along please.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

sleeping pill tonight might help me locate them in the morning

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Oh thank God. I thought it was just me.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Do you guys think this a good idea or bad idea? I sprinkle bird seed and then she sits and watches them through the door.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I made the mistake of putting Cat TV on last week. One of the cats is now so transfixed that the child cannot play roblox without his character being attacked. It's funny, but I am slightly concerned that she might harm the TV... your method seems safer and involves less screen time which is bad for our younguns.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I think she be a fine tiger loaf

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It says here that it's enrichment for cats so I think it's a good idea. https://www.thevetshed.com.au/blog/enrichment-for-cats/4266

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I think it's lovely, it's like Cat TV. ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ“บ

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I couldn't sleep last night, so instead of sleeping, I decided to register a domain name. Any guesses what I fucked up while doing so? ๐Ÿซ 

Lesson learnt: don't do fucking anything that costs money when tired. Ever.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

But on the plus side, I mean hey now you own buka.com.au!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Crumpets have been made, now to rest the rest of day watching telly.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

My kid: I think I'm gonna wear green to the sports carnival tomorrow.

Me: But that's not your house colour.

Her: I don't care. I look good in green.

Me: True.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Beef stew (with lots of wine) has been cooked and is currently in jars in the pressure canner. Seven serves, so one tonight and six for later.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

So have my internal job interview next week. I've put my expected salary as 10% greater than I currently have, but about 9 months ago they made the role that I'm going for no longer an automatic pay jump. I know they will say my pay will remain the same and I don't know how to respond to that. They are desperate for people right now, but so is the team id be leaving. I am definitely worth a raise but my company is cheap. The company also loves to bluff - like you ask for a raise, they will tell you no chance UNTIL you have another job offer and say you're leaving. It's a tricky one. Any thoughts?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Advice I've seen on lemmee.World is if they offer you a promotion without a payrise you put that on your resume and immediately look for another job elsewhere paying the money you were looking for

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I found the corkscrew! I cunningly placed it on top of my box of wine. Where I had already looked, but obviously not very well as it was just pushed to the back a bit (under a shelf, so not very visible).

Having used the first bottle of wine in the beef stew I have opened another bottle to drink, and have been able to use the un-screwed cork that I had to push into the bottle as a seal for the newly opened one, which means I have been able to use the wine stopper in the bottle of soy sauce that for some reason had a non re-sealable bottle top and has been sitting with a bit of foil squished onto it as its lid.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Iโ€™m impressed you found affordable wine with actual cork.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I made it myself ๐Ÿ˜

I did a package at Shiraz Republic in Heathcote and made a few boxes of Shiraz.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ooh! I did try making wine but it was beyond ordinary. Iโ€™ll stick to my super lemon & gingers ๐Ÿ˜บ

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Now to balance arriving in Prahran early enough to find a parking spot, but not so early I run over the parking space time

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's new washing machine day! My landlord has finally arranged a replacement. I hope it's a nice one!

Edit: in true landlord fashion it appears they've opted for the cheapest they could find. It's one of these: https://www.haier.com.au/laundry/washing-machines/combi-front-loader-washer-dryer-10kg-plus-5kg-hwd1050an1-62378.html

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I've never lived in a place where the washing machine was part of the lease! That's good that they're replacing yours!!

I've been lugging my refurbished one around for almost 10 years. It was refurbished when I bought it, a long with the dryer and the fridge, by Kids off the Kerb. And while I ended up giving the dryer back to them when we moved (no room for the dryer), the washing machine and the fridge are still going strong. No issues with either of them!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

woolen wash cycles are so good ๐Ÿคž

I love washing machines because washing by hand is such hard work

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Washer AND dryer combo? Bro, they did NOT cheap out.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The wind is so loud I can't sleep ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I went outside and it's actually really nice. I can't sleep either though (I was so tired I went to sleep at 6 then woke up at midnight and couldn't get back to sleep ๐Ÿ˜’)

There's something about the quietness of nighttime on a slightly chilly and fairly windy night. Peaceful. If I wasn't scared of things that fly and/or have 8 legs I'd sit outside

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I made a dentist appointment.

Now run in circles and flibbertygibbert to un panic.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

some howling wind there

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

does anyone know where I put the corkscrew?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The BoMs are saying that rains due around 4 in my area. I hope it's not lying because I lost my umbrella and don't want to buy a new one

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

On a cross-town trip to prahan. Love it when the trains all line up so well

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I love walking in the rain!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trying to get the mrs to understand that servicing a modern DPF diesel engine, plus tyres and brakes on a big SUV is gonna be bloody expensive (and given its "my" car cost ME), meanwhile I can replace her whole engine for 20 bucks and run the thing off the smell of an oily rag. Meanwhile the SUV has copped 10k km and shitbox hasn't hit 2k km.

I shouldnt call it a shitbox, its such a fun little car to drive I love that thing to death.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Rest day today, I really need to try to get some sleep

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Totally forgot I have those wifi multicoloured light globes.

Soft orange light is perfect to make music to.

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