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Boat rule (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 101 points 5 months ago

Unsinkable II got me.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

So what are y'all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nile and wave, buoys

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Boats McGoats

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Left Kidney

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Loaded Boatery

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Mine is named "Machine".

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There's a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don't know what Huong did to deserve this.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

No bass to mouth?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

That's how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

800 588-2300

For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it's the only one I could find.)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher's voice?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You named your boat Sea Me Now?

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