Happens every time I ride the train tbh
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Except its not porn
That's what I mean when people see me getting on the train they all start masturbating /s
@[email protected] Was machst du wieder für Sachen?
Es kam über mich....
So genau wollte ich das jetzt ~~schon~~nicht wissen...
What the fuck did I just read?
The fourth most reposted copypasta on the internet.
What's the first 3?
Gorilla warfare, grandpa was a smoker, and vaporeon.
Navy seals isn't up there anymore?
Gorilla warfare is the Navy Seals one, under a different name.
I've never heard of gorilla warfare or the grandpa one. Navy seals one is definitely more well known
Edit: unless the gorilla one is the one about dropping an angry gorilla at your ex's door, but even then navy seals is more well known
I’ve only ever seen a few iterations of the guided gorilla attack. No, I was referencing my favorite part of the navy seal pasta, the master of gorilla warfare.
OoOoOo are you two gonna start arguing over which thing is more well known? Give me a minute to get the popcorn!!!
It's pretty nsfw ngl
If you think that’s nsfw, don’t even consider viewing this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when l saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Why would you post this
I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.
Woah there, should've tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image.
Just a normal day on a German train. Don’t think about it too much.
A very old and slightly overused copypasta
How do you masturbate not furiously?