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I don't know though..The details seem a bit too perfect.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

dropped a nice little comment on the company's linkedin he currently works for. I dont think mr.graebener is going to work there for long lol, suck shit loser.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wishing him a very get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fuck it heres their youtube page too https://www.youtube.com/@OpeniTInc/videos go make a stink there

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

Ruining neo-Nazi's lives is praxis chavez-salute

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Can’t wait to see him pop out of a tent and ask if I got any clear.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

MF really out here with the name "Hans Kristian"? Why not just name him "Heil Hitler"?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is there something about Hans Christian Anderson I don't know?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Absolutely nothing, it's just an aggressively Germanic name.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

The actual guy was probably no better or worse than other people from his time and place, I think it's more that white American chuds love to fetishize anything that presents as classically European

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Lmao, his company is doing a trade show tomorrow in Tel Aviv.

Edit: reported him and his company to the canary mission because I love chud on chud violence.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if this child throws an insane racist fit in Tel Aviv and gets arrested for antisemitism michael-laugh extremely critical support to Israel?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe in god but I might have to question that if one of the most preeminent online antisemites just happens to be in Israel when they get doxxed lmao.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I swear there are a few other worldy beings just fucking with people occasionally, like prankster ghosts or something. Not very powerful but just enough for this sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago

“an enormous bald man named Hans…who had flown from Texas”

holy shit lmao

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

lol I managed to find where he lives, using the google image pic in the blog, what should I mail him? I was thinking an XXXL shirt with PPB printed on it?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

A stink bomb that sprays glitter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

That is perfect.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

The first Twitter macro blog worth reading.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Good riddance. I always despised how smug those vile cartoons looked.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

I always hated 'em.

But everyone back then seemed to love them.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

The twitter thread is exhaustively researched and pretty fucking damning.

https://twitter.com/AnonCommieStan/status/1767596661025477080

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here's the blog post of the op with more info and the bonus of not needing a twitter account.

antelope-popcorn

https://accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/03/12/stonetoss-redpanels/

pit president-parrot-naked edgeworth-smug

https://archive.is/Z6Nc7

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We learned that the “@redpanels” account had been registered with the email hgraebener@*****.com

galaxy-brain Using your actual name for your email account

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mr. Wagner Goespaetzle Deutschwaffe the Nazi coming in to add another tally mark to the "Evidence of nominative determinism" column.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

We love to see it, folks

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

I remember when Thought Slime pointed out the possible Stonetoss/Red Panels back when they did a video about it. It all makes perfect sense.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I hope the grand employment tribunal sentences him to walk on the shoulder of the highway, and then the People's Impromptu Motor Court sentences him to single combat with a drunk driven F150

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asTYAsGj-Nw

heres the lastest video from the company stonetoss is currently working for, go make a stink there, spam comments and links to the twitter and blog posts

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Lol we must preserve the white race Pilsberry dough boy looking Edomite ass.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Latest linkedin post of the company he works at is about them working with an israeli military contractor: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/openitinc_openit-militaryaviationexhibition2024-activity-7173637885709938689-cImw

Amazing.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

dont have twitter can someone post screens

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

Fucking niiiiiceeee research

All because he reused his personal e-mail on Gab and trusted them to keep it safe lmao

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

ayyyy thanks!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This guy thinks he's 8.5/10 wowowoww

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (10 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Weirdly obsessed with gay people for a guy with a broken dick, this guy. The Jewish God was correct to strip him of reproduction angel-biblical-shh

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

I feel like I just read through a 2 hr long hbomb video. Very much worth it, I hope he gets what's coming to him.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

God damn, he looks exactly like I thought he would.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A nazi named Hans is like a frenchman named Francois

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not very often a fascist is kind enough to choose his method of execution right in his user name.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

I feel like the Redpanels connection was something that was significant yet kinda fell by the wayside

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