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NotVladimirPutin69: How to make brownies for my birthday?

johansson55: so you're gonna need a baking tray, preferably one about 8x8 inches, some parchment paper, 1 cup of sugar, 3/4 cup of AP flower, 2/3 cup of cocoa powder and 1/2 cup of powdered sugar, about half a cup of chocolate chips, a teaspoon of sea salt, 2 eggs, 1/2 cup of olive oil, and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract start by preheating the oven to 325 farenheit (-163 celcius), lightly spray your baking dish with some cooking spray and then add the parchment paper (this makes it easier to remove the-

johansson55: brownies when they're done. mix the dry ingredients (and the chocolate chips) in a bowl, remember to sift the powdered sugar and cocoa through a fine mesh strainer to avoid clumping. and in a larger bowl, whisk the eggs, oil, vanilla, and 2 tablespoons of water, and then slowly add the dry ingredients. stir until combined, but not too much, then pour the mixture into your baking dish. bake for —45 minutes, and voila, brownies!! (let cool completely before removing from the baking dish)

johansson55: Hope this helps!! Let me know how it goes if you do decide to make them I haven't used this recipe in a while, but hopefully it works out

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Fuck it I have all that. Why not.

Edit: came out OK. Not the best, I can blame most of that on that I should have pulled out a couple minutes earlier. Not sold on the olive oil.

Most of the ugliness is from parchment paper plus directions didn't say to smooth the top so I didn't

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

haha, that's awesome. how did it taste?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Let us know how it goes!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I make brownies all the time. I do loads of baking and throw all my extra nuts, chocolate, and other miscellaneous stuff into a jar through the month and then make brownies with it. I call them super brownies and they are a massive hit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I edited in an update hours ago but federation is a fickle beast

Fuck it I have all that. Why not.

Edit: came out OK. Not the best, I can blame most of that on that I should have pulled them out a couple minutes earlier. Not sold on the olive oil.

Most of the ugliness is from parchment paper plus directions didn't say to smooth the top so I didn't

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Well, how are they?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Recipe checks out, but I'd use melted butter instead of olive oil, and you can just grease the pan with cooking spray or more butter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This unironically. Porn has been demonised for so long, people don't see how normal it kinda is.

Yeah, Pornhub is bad, but so is Facebook or YouTube.