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I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs
"THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"
what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names... maybe they oughta be marsupials.
LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY
"Please stop talking about my balls..."
"OH WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!"
Look at the wattle on him
I bet there are so many rocks in his crop 🤩💦💦💦
Look at the Quokka's hanging off that dude!
Can't have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.
Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?
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wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!
THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE
I think avocado actually was derived from the Maya/Aztec (not sure which) word for balls.
Sweetie we have truck nuts, that's equality.
as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly
"[...]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil
Are testicle sizes even a thing?
Let's make it a thing.
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if trans people are so great then how come this woman has big tits?
not even trying to strawman but is this seriously what they're arguing?
Cowards simply cannot address the big tiddy t4t.
Yeah, I know lots of transwomen with big tiddies, what even is this image?
Ok I'm starting to think half the chuds in the West could be taken out with the old 'bomb with lipstick and a wig on it' trick.
Alternatively, maybe the most effective praxis would literally be a large breasted woman telling them socialism is good?
woman telling them
they wouldnt go for that, oh no. you'd need large breasted women begging them to save them from capitalism. maybe that'd work?
I'll try anything at this point. I was actually contemplating making a meme of Marx with huge ones
BEHOLD!
Talk about material conditions!
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We asked 50 mommy milker boys if her Double D Knockers signaled the end of wokeism and all 50 agreed.
Hubbuda Hubbuda for yes
Awooga for no
im dying of laughter holy shit. This is the sort of late night slop i require, thank you for posting this im literally crying tears oh my god.
I’m a transwomen with DDs. Does this make me an oxymoron? Would I just straight up break what remains of their brains?
also trans and my girlies are big enough that the state wont give me a pair for free no more 
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The only cure for woke is a giant erect penis says man who doesn't know you can get porn for free on the internet
hilariously this was written by a woman, who in a previous career was a nurse who got fired for being transphobic
>transphobe
>creepy misogynist
This keeps happening :)
Well, she can fuck off too
BIG HABBA BAZONGAS! IS WOKE DEAD? MORE AT 11pm
Tits so massive they obscure chudvision and get them to stop seeing the woke everywhere. World peace has been achieved.
This felt even weirder than normal for some reason. Like that it comes completely out of nowhere, besides being gross - but then it hit me. CHUDs lost Taylor Swift (and Football lol). They lost a blonde symbol of white ethno-feminity. So now they need a new one.
It's incredibly weird. I'm so out of touch with whatever is going on. I'm seriously 
at this post.
Trump really did rebuild the conservative movement in his image. Except instead of making everyone cutthroat business psychos, he turned them all into effete TMZ addicts.
God chuds are so boring
dae le booba???
Scar Joe and Jennifer Lawerence brought in the woke and they needed to find someone radically different to end the woke. Someone blonde, with boobs!
My only exposure to Western MSM these days is via the dunk tank. Anti-intellectualism has apparently reached critical mass.
checkmate, my big tits r woke bc im not a cis woman
Woke is no match for a beautiful Blonde woman's giant White booba.
Klanada isnt a real country
Is Sweeney the more explicitly horny Brie Larson for right wingers now?
Well we have two sweeney posts on the hexbear front page rn so I think she's that for everybody. I honestly think she is the herald of a cosmic shift that brings boob men back in vogue. Ass men had two decades on top. The tide turns. Patriots in control.
she is the herald of a cosmic shift that brings boob men back in vogue. Ass men had two decades on top. The tide turns. Patriots in control.
We’re so back 
are they going to hold a wake for the death of woke? come on down to the woke wake
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