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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

if only there were already an established species of large ungulates - ideally herbivores - to fill the niche and prevent hogs from over-expanding

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gotcha, we're going to introduce gorillas into the environment to fight the boars

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The beautiful part is that when winter comes the gorillas will all freeze. :good-lord (we should have a skinner emote)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not if we allocate funds to get them all hats and scarves. Will be introducing this bill to various southern state governments within the month.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Kind of surprised

I could have sworn we had a "No, it's the children who are wrong" emote

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Still not doing it, maybe we need to also get some predators like grizzly bears to eat the hogs

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You know what this continent needs? A wide ranging social apex predator that uses pack hunting techniques and controls the population of large herbivores!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Writing up a grant proposal to develop a Moose for the subtropics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Buffalo, im saying we need to bring back wild buffalo

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This explains why american pickups got so big

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's funny. Of all people who could use the supposed benefits of a large pickup, since they're offroading and carrying this shit, this seems to be a fairly standard size pickup. It's almost like a standard size pickup is actually reasonable and useful and the big ones cause more issues, if you're actually using them for their purpose, than they solve.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

in the future americans will turn to a more nomadic life, following the massive herds of horse-sized boars that will fill the grazing void left behind by our first great abomination against nature, the extermination of the buffalo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wasn't that an abomination against humanity?

my vague understanding is that bison were carefully managed by indigenous people pre-1492. like a lot of things Europeans mistook for "natural" because they were unable to grasp the scale of the ecological interventions being made and the sophistication of the agricultural methods. And also by the time the norther parts were assessed by europeans, there was significant ecological disorganization caused by the genocide. And then, the genocide was furthered by intentional destruction of these animals in a strategy to destroy the humans.

eg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bison_hunting#Native_American_plains_bison_hunting

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mostly yes, a little bit no. The bison did experience a bit of a population boom after the population of native stewards got ravaged by disease and displacement. Then gun toting white people went ~~buck~~hogwild. Most "wild" things whites encountered except in the decades immediately after 1492 were in a huge state of instability or desolation.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine how big of a poop they have on those balls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

YES YES YES! sicko-crab

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I need my 57mm M1 anti-tank gun to defend my small children from the truck sized feral hogs assaulting my position.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Starship Troopers but it’s hogs instead of bugs

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

I'm from Boarnos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

That's Blood and Bacon, fun game

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Megafauna in the Americas making a comeback???

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

megahogs running rampant in the US is poetic af

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Can't wait for the first megalohog that rolls around in an oil spill, then runs through a wildfire, finally making it's way into Lubbock as a distressed, flaming behemoth.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Forest Spirit saved him? Saved the life of this loathsome runt? Why didn't he save Nago? Is he not the guardian of the forest? Why?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I understood that reference

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

These are almost always forced perspective or photoshopped. Feral swine can get real, real big, but it's more common for them to be between 75-250 lbs (so I am told by the US government webpage on invasive feral swine).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alright when do we get to the raid boss

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

30-50 feral hogs all in one

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Thank you "PatriotRider" for keeping an eye on the feral hogs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

40-50 feral hogs charging onto my lawn where my small children are playing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Polynesians unite for the ultimate Kalua pork hunt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I WANT TO CREATE THE MOST BIGGEST PIG POOP BALLS YOU EVER SEEN, WITH THESE PIGS, YOU HEAR ME, LET'S GO spongebob-i-fucking-love

ppb-gigachad

pigpoop PIGPOOPBALLS

horsepoo-theory

All THE WAY, B----ES

DROWN IN THE TROUGH AND GET INHALED THROUGH THE SNOUT, YOU LITTLE MUD LOOKING SHITS!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yo, CW this for dead animal, OP

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

That’s a big ol hog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

poor piggy :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is this real? How the fuck did anyone lift this into the truck without a fucking crane?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

When he posts hog and its huge 😳

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

:officer-down:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
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