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The year is 2057 (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You huddle around the one news screen in your slum. The AI generated hologram of Jim Kramer comes on to talk about the economy. "Sure, China has had 320 consecutive growth quarters but their economy will certainly collapse by next quarter and then we'll be back on top." You smile, knowing that the evil Chinese Communist Party is finally getting the comeuppance they deserve.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

Becoming? They already were. They've just made strides in making it more socially acceptable

[-] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago

Damn it's so wild how a highly educated country with a vast social safety net isn't full of barbarians. Now here's why socialism will always fail...

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Maybe as the west turns on LGBT people the anti-West sentiment will shift towards support for LGBT.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago

Every crisis an opportunity for porky-happy

[-] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago

Lmao, what "crisis"? That there's a surplus of housing and people are easily able to afford to live? This is what only being able to see things through the lens of profit does to a mf.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

And American factory workers were eating ham sandwiches or McDonald's lmao

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Unrelated doubt the sun is setting and I haven't done shit today screm-a

[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

The will to post is too strong for Matt. He's been holding it in for too long. He needs the release.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alice of KJB, Trashfuture, and WTYP changed her name to November. November was 3 months ago. The pattern is Name = Current Month - 3. Therefore, in March her name will be December.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

fascist

pro-Western liberal

same-picture

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I am the stink (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Edit: Easter Corn corn-man-khrush

Roger Moore + Soup = Roger Moo

Prince + Pooping and Surfing = Prince Harry

Frosty the Bloodman

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

The trick is to study abroad and never come back. Fuck this hellhole, that's what I should have done.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

temporarily sending the world past a deeply symbolic mark.

temporarily

cool-zone

I guess once the sun consumes the earth, then slowly cools and dies over 5 billion years from now it'll go back to pre-industrial levels.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

Starfield is already shit but in five years it'll look like bloody green shit

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I usually get a few scam calls every day but in the last week or so it's increased exponentially. For example: I've received 19 in the past 6 hours. Just curious if this is happening to everyone or just me.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Biden is going to nuke Yemen and all the news outlets will cry, "SO PRESIDENTIAL!!!"

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

(pretty sure that commitment didn't last long)

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Oh, wait, it's not a bit and there are dozens of them in this thread. Look at the full comments and scroll down for more blood and soil urbanists

The conservative stance is predicated on government doing little but doing the little they're supposed to do (prosecuting crime) extremely well.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Isn't the entire point of the profile and matching system to filter incompatible people out? Why can I match with 50 people and not a single one wants to get a coffee or something after exchanging a few pleasantries? Everybody hates these things and yet they refuse to do anything IRL to get off them. Is there some Manchurian candidate activation codeword that I'm missing? I feel like everyone treats this shit solely as an ego booster and actually gets pissed off that anyone tries to interact with them. How do you meet people in hellworld if you don't drink?

Me after dozens of dead-end back-and-forths that lead to nowhere despite having shared interests and presumably being attracted to each other since we matched: marx-joker

Hmm, maybe it's the extreme commodification of relationships and atomization under capitalism that prevents you from getting anywhere with this garbage thinkin-lenin

Nope, must be because @[email protected] didn't say my favorite "The Office" quote and send me a playlist with 50 of the greatest songs I've never heard that made me instantly fall in love with them. I have no idea what other people expect from these things but I'm not doing labor for someone that I don't even know is real. Thanks for reading my rant, any advice is appreciated.

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Lentils, greens, beans, TVP, and quinoa

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