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[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Companies A - F, the six largest companies, form a coalition because they realize if they take out the competition, they will be able to corner the market and generate more revenue for themselves. first they use their capital reserves to undercut the competition, selling at a loss to drive most of the others to bankruptcy in a battle of attrition. once the competition is sufficiently degraded any stragglers can be taken out with military force if necessary.

Companies A, B and C the three largest companies, form a coalition because they realize if they take out the competition, they will be able to corner the market and generate more revenue for themselves. first they use their capital reserves to undercut the competition, selling at a loss to drive most of the others to bankruptcy in a battle of attrition. once the competition is sufficiently degraded any stragglers can be taken out with military force if necessary.

Companies A and B the two largest companies, form a coalition because they realize if they take out the company C, they will be able to corner the market and generate more revenue for themselves. first they use their capital reserves to undercut the company C, selling at a loss to drain company C's capital in a battle of attrition. once company C is sufficiently degraded they can be taken out with military force if necessary.

Company A, the largest of two companies, realizes if they take out company B, they will be able to corner the market and generate more revenue for themselves. first they use their capital reserves to undercut the company B, selling at a loss to drain company B's capital in a battle of attrition. once company B is sufficiently degraded they can be taken out with military force if necessary.

Company A is now the de facto government

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

On step 2, ABC dosen't need to fight themselves, they'll just merge.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yeah, and in that scenario the fighting becomes internalized, with different executives and their cliques vying for power within the company

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Love to casually drop the phrase, "thousands of other security companies" in my explanation of why there won't be warlords.

Also, what's stopping them from doing this now? The state is too powerful? One organization seized enough power by force that they can now stomp out any competition that challenges their authority? How about that.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also, what's stopping them from doing this now? The state is too powerful? One organization seized enough power by force that they can now stomp out any competition that challenges their authority?

Yes, but that organization is actually BREAKING THE RULES which were established by our sanctified Founding Fathers. Normally, everyone obeys the rules, so Anarcho-Capitalism can work. Its just that now we're being occupied by an ontologically evil conspiracy of quasi-human master manipulators who have tricked us into the Woke Ideology of Far-Left Socialism. And only by rising up, overthrowing our lizardfolk overlords, and reestablishing the natural, just, and equitable rule by Old White People can we recreate those initial primitive conditions of utopian self-governance through free association.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Fortunately, unlike the rest of those sheep, you and I have overcome the state's vile brainwashing through pure reason and independently arrived at the conclusion that the people who are often depicted as godlike in government buildings are based, actually.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're literally describing how WWI happened lol

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wojak-nooo but we signed a contract!!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Just two grand alliances spanning the entire Colonial Era world in overlapping multiple defense treaties.

One rogue actor in a small Mediterranean state pops a visiting dignitary. The state marks this as an act of war and threatens to invade the tiny Mediterranean country. This triggers a domino of allegiances, as all the regional neighbors are drawn in.

But it gets more complicated, because the war can't play out in Serbia. A war in Serbia means a war with Russia, which means Germans need to mass-mobilize to counter the less-developed-but-far-larger Russian army. And they can't do that if they've got a war on their Western front with Russian ally France. So... QUICK INVADE PARIS! GO GO GO!

The international equivalent of a Mexican Standoff with hair triggers, but also machine guns and mustard gas.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago (1 children)

These are the guys telling you that communism only works on paper.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Someone in one of the other libertarian threads said like "70% of people in libertarian societies work as private security, investigators, lawyers, and bureaucrats" and I've been thinking about that a lot. It's like how the American founders assumed everyone would be a lawyer with a slave plantation.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"70% of people in libertarian societies work as private security, investigators, lawyers, and bureaucrats"

I don't know how much truth there is to that. But it feels right. Also - my belief is that the most vociferous, annoying and possibly toxic libertarians are nearly all men.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

No, I don't mean that's what libertarians work as now. I mean in their overly complex hypothetical societies they seem to be these complex conflict resolution systems involving various private courts and private security that are always more bloated and inefficient than anything that exists in normal capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

risk of warfare, which is financially untenable

doubt Winning a war can be very lucrative, actually

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

There's also the "for who?" question. Tons of people make money off wars no matter who the winner is; an idea so glaringly obvious that it made it into one of the new Star Wars movies.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

same people who claim this say capitalism is good because it rewards risktaking & innovation. we take business risks and always try to maximalize profits, but a hostile takeover with guns is just too much

utter clown ideology ancrap

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I'm in love with all the ancap dunking these last few days. I forgot about most of this shit since my lolbertarian phase. Absolute toddler levels of comprehending the world

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Fully agree

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

There can't be any warlords, see, because all the warlords will stop it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This is a bunch of wild assumptions, the system breaks entirely as soon as any one of them fails.

This is basically describing how feudalism would work if the King didn't lay down rules on lesser rulers and said "You can just all defend each other out of mutual interest :) ". One lord would slaughter their way to be the new king, then lay down some rules.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

feudalism would work if the King didn't lay down rules

they somehow designed a worse Holy Roman Empire, it's amazing

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Brb gonna tell the cartels they can't exist

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

So it’s “rules based international order” except between armed corporations instead of armed countries. I can’t see how that would ever lead to problems /s

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Already wrong from the first sentence, lol.

One company isn't afraid of larger firms. The largest one. They'll expand their monopoly position and dominate unless the others start merging. Then you get just a handful and they fight each other.

It's called a gang and it's how this shit goes down when you leave capitalism in place and then leave violence as the means of resolving disputes.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Motherfucker has literally never seen, hear, or contemplated a single cyberpunk story. MGS4 was literally about this.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

why would Charles insist upon his claims to Naples? if he does that he'll be against thousands of italian city states!!!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ARBITRATION BY WHOM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DWEEBS

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Why there are no Warlords in the Roman Republic:

If one of the generals crosses the rubicon, the senate parliamentarian declares it to be illegal and all other generals strike the offender down.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Libertarian: you see all you need is a mutually agreed upon organizing structure between independent parties

Me, an idiot: like a government?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Unions for companies, not people

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

other than all the obvious shit, i love when ancaps think everyone behaves rationally. the people controlling these companies are humans and humans aren't always perfectly rational.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

perfectly rational

What I love about that mindset is that nobody is actually that way. We are all irrational to a certain degree.

When I was an earnest liberal - I once had a protracted discussion with a redditor in r/libertarianism. At the time I assumed everybody in that sub was a libertarian but of course that wasn't true. We were talking past either other but doing so in good faith. He (I assume he was a guy) must have had the same thought as me - Why can't he understand my point of view?

I finally said to him something like - imagine you are a black woman in Alabama. It's 1930 so Jim Crow is in full effect. You're pregnant and actually giving birth. Your coworkers brought you to the white hospital because nobody had a car and the black hospital is 10 miles away. But the white hospital doesn't even let any of you through the door. So you give birth next to a building on the grounds of the hospital. I went on for a while more but you get the idea.

I don't think he was a racist but I do think he was insane. He kept telling me stuff like "market forces" would force the hospital to change. I reminded him that 1930 was an arbitrary year during Jim Crow and for another ~30 years the same thing would have happened. The hospital continues to be racist and people continue to suffer and die because of it. "Market forces" never will do anything in a racist society. Jim Crow was finally forced to begin to end due to the federal law of the Civil Rights Act. Of course - he made excuses how thing would have changed "eventually". I was already tired out so I decided to just drop a discussion of the benefits of the federal government.

That conversation happened a long time ago. I think about 10 years ago. I wonder what happened to that guy. I changed for the better. Did he change? And if so - for the better or for the worse? Trump's stranglehold on the GOP has made 10,000,000s of people proud to be awful and repulsive. Did he jump on the Trump train?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

how is this any different from a Euro explaining how the UN would stop a war between countries, right before the fascist invasion of Ethiopia?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Getting my brains blown out in the McTrenches, because down the line some guy said his burger didn't have pickles on it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Man... its a shame that World War 1 never happened... angel-biblical

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

if they all have to be worried about the other larger firms, uhh, whats the largest one doing and why does it exist?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

The utopia:

every company is in a mexican standoff with every other company

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (6 children)

This doesn't even seem that utopian. They openly describe a hell hole but apparently they think it'd be great!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That hilarious. Do they really believe this kind of thing?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

YoungCapitalists (@TheYcOrg)

The YoungCapitalists organisation consists of members devoted to promoting economic liberalism.

The "organisation" must be one guy. I assume he actually believes his nonsense. If it's a bit - it's a clever one because he certainly seems real.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An interesting question I've never seen answered is: how do ancaps propose to bring about their vision of society? It would require the overthrowing of the government and the destruction of all current corporations, but I have never once seen them call for revolution.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

They usually just buy a plot of land and try to build it from scratch. The projects are almost always called Galts Gulch and it's a crapshoot whether or not anybody ends up actually seeing the property before someone runs off with the money. Fun every time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Who puts a wall of black text on a bright yellow background? I'm not reading that

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

And what happens when one company buys so many other firms to merge them into itself in the pursuit of more capital (as incentivised by the system) that it ends up with more power than all the other firms combined?

Does it still allow all the other firms to exist or does it just crush them and exert a total monopoly?

Anyone that achieves a monopoly on violence becomes a defacto government and state. I companies are incentivised into monopoly over time under capitalism then this is an inevitable outcome of this system too.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago
  1. is weird to me because it's patently not true in the vast majority of markets that even a large company would be "a drop in the ocean" compared to the remaining market. A handful of companies would be expected to pretty quickly own more collectively than their thousands of competitors, so one of those companies going "rogue" or a few of them forming a trust would most certainly not be "a drop in the ocean."

Lenin used publically-available statistics to demonstrate this in Imperialism: The Highest Stage of Capitalism, and wealth has only gotten more concentrated since then. Here's an example from that text, for those who are unfamiliar:

In Germany, for example, out of every 1,000 industrial enterprises, large enterprises, i.e., those employing more than 50 workers, numbered three in 1882, six in 1895 and nine in 1907; and out of every 100 workers employed, this group of enterprises employed 22, 30 and 37, respectively. Concentration of production, however, is much more intense than the concentration of workers, since labour in the large enterprises is much more productive. This is shown by the figures on steam-engines and electric motors. If we take what in Germany is called industry in the broad sense of the term, that is, including commerce, transport, etc., we get the following picture. Large-scale enterprises, 30,588 out of a total of 3,265,623, that is to say, 0.9 per cent. These enterprises employ 5,700,000 workers out of a total of 14,400,000, i.e., 39.4 per cent; they use 6,600,000 steam horse power out of a total of 8,800,000, i.e., 75.3 per cent, and 1,200,000 kilowatts of electricity out of a total of 1,500,000, i.e., 77.2 per cent.

Less than one-hundredth of the total number of enterprises utilise more than three-fourths of the total amount of steam and electric power! Two million nine hundred and seventy thousand small enterprises (employing up to five workers), constituting 91 per cent of the total, utilise only 7 per cent of the total amount of steam and electric power! Tens of thousands of huge enterprises are everything; millions of small ones are nothing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Dear Company B,

We recognize the unfortunate circumstances you find yourselves in, and understand your concern. After careful review of your request to invoke article 69 of the non-aggression contract, we have established a committee to review the fluid and rapidly evolving situation to ensure that the appropriate conditions are met to invoke such a serious response to the actions of Company A, in full compliance with the articles of the contract. Currently, this committee is set to meet at a date so far in the future that your assets will already be fully occupied and operated by Company A, as well as ourselves under the auspices of preventing occupation by Company A. We are unable to provide any further information at this time, as it is Company policy to not comment on ongoing arbitration.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Now I'm an anarchocapitalist, I've always wanted to be a warlord

I'll just lie

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Yeah... But what if like in magic: the gathering, specifically commander, they're literally too big to be crushed. People talk about "oh well if there's a super expensive deck the whole rest of the table can dogpile them" and it works okay-ish if their commander deck is modern lite, buuut what if it's more akin to a legacy deck. What then? Plus it's not like someone will disclose their deck cost, so what is to stop an anarchist capitalist firm that may or may not be dabbling in criminal activity from looking like a smol bean then quickly liquidating other firms that rise against it. This reads like someone who has never played poker with their cards hidden from the other players, like they were taught with cards face up to get the hang of things and never played again. Imo anyways. Also we've had two world wars what's to stop a third corporate one besides n.a.p. .

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