Meanwhile in amerikkka 
students must go into debt to eat lunch. Children with poor parents who can't pay back debt have to go hungry. Staff who show pity on hungering children are fired by the authoritarian capitalist school administration.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/oct/06/us-cancel-student-lunch-debt-legislation
schools will publicly shame students
she was fired after she allowed a student to eat without paying their $8 lunch tab.
Just what I was looking for! Thanks! 
Yeah, the results for elon musk and gun are just garbage noise. Also I'm a robot what the hell is this
He didn't have a problem with censoring the turkish elections, but has with censoring groiper nazis in brazil. 
Does anyone have that blurry edited picture of Elon Musk getting a gun pointed at him in a public street? I can't find it on search engines and need it dearly.
Emerging from my medically induced no posting coma.
Bullets go sideways 
Letting the certificate expire for a joke was not okay.
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that letting it expire for a joke wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from terminally online populations talking about how this site is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You probably say, let people touch some grass, but how are we wretched souls of this hellsite supposed to recognize grass without looking up the emoji on hexbear? 
I would probably stumble into a mound of AstroTurf™ and think: "This is it."
You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with spotty wi-fi and our nightmare reality all day, and this site is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this site was inaccessible for the sake of irony. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.
Imagine being loved, clean and well fed.
Wow I would really hate to be that dog 
Cowards didn't even make their bear hexagonal.
21 year old music video 
Is there some document about what colors, fonts and logos to use for hexbear stuff? Maybe logos in SVG format? I found 4 variants of the logo linked on the site. The sidebar logo seems to have different colors than the others and is the only one with scan-lines.
Logo in the sidebar:
Logo in the header:
Watermark linked in the sidebar of c/memes
tilted sicko hexbear logo:
Original, which is too dark or maybe it isn't I don't really know anymore:
Small previews:
Keywords: palpatine, darth-plagueis, star-wars, prequels, sith, jedi, legend
Category: U.S.S. Enterprise 
palpatine
Nature is beautiful.